Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Top Ten Cloves: Things Overheard During Iraqi Detainee Release

News Item: Iraq's Premier Planning To Free 2,500 Detainees

10. You think they could have done this last week, so we could catch Katie Couric’s last “Today” show

9. I heard they’re paying good wages, to go to America and build that border wall

8. Quick, look around and find the BBC reporters – We get them to interview us, they screw up and we become millionaires

7. Mr. Premier, all the released detainees signed the statements, that if interviewed, will throw in that "President Bush has a clear strategy for victory in Iraq "

6. No, no, forget about working ... We become politicians – They fill your freezer with great amounts of cash!

5. That ... That thing ... Ann Coulter releases a book on 6-6-6 and they want to say Islam is evil?

4. I don’t know ... This could be a trap – They might have U.S. Marines waiting for us

3. Not sure where I’m going when I get out ... I was going to go to Canada...

2. You don’t want to see the morning papers, Mr. Premier – The Lincoln Group planted stories, giving all the credit to Rumsfield and Bush

1. Look, it’s Oprah Winfrey – I thought she was only crashing weddings ...

The Lincoln Group, the PR firm hired by the Pentagon to plant stories in the Iraqi media, gave credit for the Iraqi Detainee Release to President Bush and Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfield

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