Thursday, June 29, 2006

Top Ten Cloves: Things Overheard In Supreme Court, During Guantanamo War Crimes Trials Deliberations

News Item: Supreme Court Rejects Guantanamo War Crimes Trials

10. Can we redo our Redistricting ruling? ... That boob Delay doesn’t get it ... Now he’s saying that woman ... Wilson’s wife ... That she wasn’t a CIA Agent

9. We run the risk, in ruling against the President, that he could issue another Signing Statement, turn around and detain us at Gitmo

8. We could have a busy October ... It looks like that Obama guy, and the Democrats, are jumping on the Jesus Wagon..

7. We won’t catch much flak for this ... Frist will go out and blame CNN for it

6. Since we’re citing the case Hamdan v. Rumsfeld, 05-184, it wouldn’t surprise me to to see some retired judges start calling for Rumsfeld’s resignation

5. While we’re all together, anybody want to weigh in on the Star Jones/View thing...

4. Who wants to bet the Scooter Libby’s lawyer will ask for these files too?

3. You know, you just know, the first “Same-Sex Marriage” case we get, the plaintiff’s brief will have something in it about Superman being gay

2. Let’s get one fact straight, up front – No leaks to the New York Times on this one

1. Clarence! ... You want to close your laptop and join us please ... I don’t believe you’ll find many precedents on MySpace.Com

Indicted former Congressman Tom Delay said yesterday, in an attempt to defend Karl Rove that “Valerie Plame was not a CIA agent

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