Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Top Ten Cloves: Ways Spinach Industry Plans To Overcome E. Coli Setback

News Item: E. Coli Probe Focuses on 9 Calif. Farms

10. Make deal with with Apple to release new iPod in “Spinach Green” color

9. See if they can get Pope Benedict to diss spinach; People will rise up in protest and demand he eat some on television

8. Have Harvard and Princeton reinstate Early Admission, but for Spinach-Eaters only

7. Lobby Warner, McCain and Graham to add eating spinach to their Detainee Bill

6. Wouldn’t it be a hoot, that at the end of this Hewlett Packard Spying Scandal, it was all about which board members ate spinach?

5. Since their in, kind of, an experimental mode, have CBS News Anchor Katie Couric add “Spinach” segment to broadcast

4. Flood YouTube with videos of Lonelygirl15 eating spinach

3. Make new “Popeye” cartoons, and have Wimpy say “I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for some spinach today”

2. Get President Bush to say he also has an "Ek-A-Lec-Tic" diet and loves eating spinach

1. Launch new Ad Campaign - Photos of famous people with green moustaches and the tag line “Got Spinach?”

New Popeye cartoons produced by the Spinach Industry will feature Wimpy, moaning , not for his trademark hamburger, but "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for some spinach today"

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Very Funny. It may even get me eating spinach again (after all those dreadful childhood memories)