Sunday, October 15, 2006

41 and 43 Equals ??? ... The Results - The Garlic's Weekly Poll October 9 - October 14 2006

This may end up, in the years to come, the most complex father-son relationship since Papa Menendez decided to raise a family.

And it almost seems fitting. He stocked his cabinet and administration with his father’s cronies. Now, his legacy is, virtually, in the hands of the #1 crony, James Baker, who pops up in administration, after administration, like ... well ... like he comes with the joint (Did Regan issue a Signing Statement that says Baker stays on? Either that, or he’s trying to top David Gergen...)

Another highly-spirited week of voting in The Garlic’s Weekly Poll, and our voters cast their choices with ever-the-keen-eye on our Court-Appointed President.

The Results - The Garlic's Weekly Poll October 9 - October 14 2006

With scandals piling up, the Iraq occupation, along with World events, getting worse President Bush may be forced to reach out to his father, former, and 41st President, George H.W. Bush for advice. He will likely ask him ...

1. If we lose Congress, and I end up a lame duck, I still get to use Air Force One, don’t I? Tally 28%

2. Since you guys hang out a lot, can you, on the sly, pick Clinton’s brain some, and see how he’d be handling some of these things? Tally 26%

3. How about freeing up the Kennebunkport house next July, I have to duke Henry Kissinger something for all the advice he’s giving us Tally 25%

4. Can we issue a statement and palm off some of those Jack Abramoff visits to your administration? Tally 21%

This week’s Poll - Vice President Dick Cheney, since making his “Nazi” speeches last month, as been laying low. Most likely, Cheney is...

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The crony line probably stops, due to age, with 43. Future GOP Presidents will have to fend for themselves, and develop new stables of cronies

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