News Item: Step Away From The Constitution, Mr. Gingrich, And Put Your Hands Where We Can See Them
10. Make note to call Santorum, offer to coach him ... It’s too bad he burned out there
9. Why did Junior pick that gadfly Baker to run the Iraq Study Group, when I, with my superior mind, could have done it?
8. Probably should have titled my book “Owning The Future”, instead of “Winning The Future” ... Owning it has a better ring to it
7. Maybe I should return Cheney’s call, see what he’s up to with his Iran Study Group... If Baker’s not running that one, I’ll take it
6. I should have come out with the “appeasers” and “Hitler” stuff... I had been thinking that for months
5. Hmmm... I’ve had massages before, but not while doing crystal meth, with a gay male escort... Might have to look into that
4. I probably should have been more supportive of Rummy... It’s going to come back and bite me in the ass when I run for President
3. Make a note to talk to someone ... For all I did, they should rename
2. I sold that Contract For American bullshit, why isn’t anyone listening to me when I say were fighting World War III now?
1. What’s wrong with the Speaker of the House having an extra-marital affair with a congressional employee?
All Points Bulletin: Don't let this man get his hands on the First Amendment
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