Wednesday, March 16, 2011
Top Ten Cloves ... Charlie Sheen Is So Winning That...
Monday, February 22, 2010
Must See 140-Character TV
Sorry, Garlic Fans, for the lack-of-posting this weekend, as we were, a bit, under-the-weather.
We had this in our crosshairs, despite the disbelieving shaking of our heads.
In the long history of Hollywood (both movies, and television), an overwhelming amount of their product has been based on "material from another source", verses original content.
Theatre, books, magazine articles, foreign movies and television shows (see 'The Office', or, say, "Three Men and A Baby")
You know, something else made money, so we can exploit it, and squeeze something out of it, too.
And, now, we have a new frontier, the New Millennium, the Digital Age;
Twitter user 'Shit My Dad Says' gets CBS dealTwitter sensation Shit My Dad Says is headed to television.
CBS has picked up a comedy project based on the Twitter account, which has enlisted more than 700,000 followers since launching in August and has made its creator, Justin Halpern, an Internet star.
"Will & Grace" creators David Kohan and Max Mutchnick are on board to executive produce and supervise the writing for the multicamera family comedy, which Halpern will co-pen with Patrick Schumacker. Halpern and Schumacker will also co-exec produce the Warner Bros. TV-produced project, which has received a script commitment.
That's right, Twitter will now be foraged, for all sorts of programs, reality shows, and the like, especially if can offer cheap production values, and, of course, the standard exploiting, and humiliation of its' cast.
And, there was this little caveat;The comedy's title will change if it gets on the air.
The kid should have held out for HBO, or Showtime, to keep the full ambiance in it.
But wait, there's more!
Captain Kirk, William Shatner, has signed on to play the shit-spouting dad.
Halperin's shitmydadsays Twitter account is hysterical, so it's going to be very interesting to see how they build the narrative around it, though, being on the mainstream CBS network, you can see that it will, in all likelihood, fall into the standard sit-com format, with Dad's language cleaned up, naturally.
With Shatner aboard, it could be funny-funny, or it could be dreadful, Mr. Tambourine Man-funny.
Well have to wait to see what Dad says about it.
Friday, November 09, 2007
Good Post Alert - Barry Crimmins' "Good stories, told well"
While most of the press is concentrating on which celebrity delivered donuts to the picket line, or, that celebrity who is carrying a picket sign, you might come away from these reports without realizing that a real life struggle is taking place.
We talk, of course, about the Writer's Guild of America's strike, against the Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers.
Another attempt to screw the television and movie writers out of hard-earned income, the people who, historically, have continually had their employment roles firmly written to the bottom of the money pile.
Well, fear not, there is an article of substance out there, and it's Barry Crimmins, in true Hollywood fashion, riding in on the white steed to slap down the bad guys."As bad as television seems, what's good about it hinges on quality writers. Writing has always been hard work but it's become much more difficult over the last twelve years because the networks now own big chunks of all the shows they air. Nitwit suits are leaving their greasy paw prints on every phase of production. If these useless parasites were eliminated from the workforce, things would only get better and plenty of cost would be cut."
Check out his Good stories, told well
And, whether is is financial, baked goods, a cold drink, or honking your car horn as you pass the picket lines, throw your support to the writers.
You'll feel good about it, especially when you see - hopefully - less moronic reality shows on the boob tube in the coming future.
Visit Barry Crimmin's website
Other Barry Crimmins on The Garlic
Bonus Strike Links
Gabriel Spitzer: Ouch! Remembering the 1988 writers' strike; Nasty set-to from which TV never recovered
Scott Collins: A writers' strike nobody wants
Richard Verrier and Claudia Eller/Los Angeles Times : Countdown to a walkout; A fateful e-mail from the union's East Coast branch abruptly halts a final attempt to broker a deal.
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Barry Crimmins with "Our Space"
Spot-on posting by satirist Barry Crimmins, with his "Our Space" yesterday.
Crimmins rails against the state of entertainment, working for free, Huffington, Murdoch and television executives (and I might be willing to wager there's already been half-a-dozen breakfast meetings on the prospects and logistics of launching his "Piss On Yourself" reality show).
Read Barry Crimmins' Our Space
Visit Barry Crimmins Website
Barry Crimmins On The Garlic
Thursday, February 15, 2007
MSNBC Readying 24-Hour Anna Nicole Smith Channel
Cosby To Be Sole Anchor; New Packaged "Anna-Blocs" To Debut On Flagship Channel
Saying it is not simply a February Sweeps Month promotion, MSNBC President Dan Abrams hinted an announcement will be coming soon, on a new 24-Hour Anna Nicole Smith Channel that will debut as part of an expanded MSNBC network.
"This story not only has legs," said an earnest Abrams, "but it growing new legs ... It's almost endless on how long we can run with this."
With the flagship MSNBC channel devoting more-and-more air time to nearly every squeak of news that is coming out of the Ms. Smith's post-death legal hearings, and often leading into longer pieces detailing the former Playboy centerfold's life, Abrams believes the venture is both "needed, and can be profitable."
The website Think Progress noted on the day after Smith's death, MSNBC was the leader as to its' coverage
"NBC’s Nightly News devoted 14 seconds to Iraq compared to 3 minutes and 13 seconds to Anna Nicole. CNN referenced Anna Nicole 522% more frequently than it did Iraq. MSNBC was even worse — 708% more references to Anna Nicole than Iraq."
To that end, this morning, as President Bush gave a speech on the Afghanistan War at the American Enterprise Institute, that had both MSNBC rivals CNN and Fox News carrying the speech live, in it's entirety, while MSNBC broadcast a hearing in Florida over the disposition of releasing Ms. Smith's body for burial.
"This is a story that will write itself, continued Abrams. "There are hundreds of thousands of people out there that came in contact with Anna Nicole Smith and they all have stories to tell. We won't have any problem getting advertisers to support this channel."
"Given the mysterious nature of Smith's death; the "take a number" controversy surrounding who sired her baby daughter; and the bonanza of Benjamins in the balance, cable couldn't have concocted a better story," wrote Gail Shister of the Philadelphia Inquirer.
Abrams defended the launching of the channel devoted only to Anna Nicole Smith.
"It's not just tabloid news we have here," sniped Abrams. "There's a pending Supreme Court decision and we also have substantial legal issues with her burial and the still-unresolved paternity issue. I think we've only seen the tip-of-the-iceberg as to potential fathers and that will only mean more court time."
The latest to step forward claiming to be father of Smith's daughter, Dannielynn is the noted, world-renowned physicist Stephen Hawking.
Abrams indicated that he is considering making MSNBC Special Units reporter Rita Cosby the sole anchor of the new Anna Nicole Smith channel and that reports and in-studio interviews will be packaged for a new series of "Anna-Blocs", to compliment the on-going MSNBC series of Doc-Block programming on law and justice.
Abrams would neither confirm or deny rumors that he was courting CNN's Anderson Cooper to fill the void of MSNBC's Special Units reporting if Cosby is tapped to anchor the Anna Nicole Smith channel.
"I kinda wish we had different circumstances here," conceded Abrams.
"Instead of dying, we could have really landed the golden goose if she had simply gone missing in the Bahamas, a la Natalee Holloway ... Another white woman - this one a beautiful, wealthy celebrity - goes missing on an island ... I could retire a rich man on the back of that story ..."
Bonus Link
Anna and the Astronaut Trigger a Week of Tabloid News
Rita Cosby (left) is rumored to be tapped to anchor a new Anna Nicole Smith channel MSNBC is slated to launch

