Friday, April 08, 2005

Top Ten Cloves: How Jane Fonda Can Sell More Copies of Her New Book

10. Go on Larry King; Plant a kiss on Larry that will snap his suspenders; He'll talk about it for weeks

9. Mobilize her ex-husband, Ted Turner, to work his Time Warner connections to get favorable reviews

8. Other side of books' dust cover is a coupon for a gallon of gasoline - A $3 value in some areas

7. New line of exercise videos - Instead of weights, you use her book

6. Make claim book is just like 'The Purpose Driven Life', except it's about her … And the purpose is to sell more books

5. Hustle over to Rome and work the crowds at the Pope's funeral

4. Mobilize her Hanoi connections to beef up Asian sales

3. Kiss up to Oprah for a plug - Easy, two, three-millions copies right there

2. Drop in an interview, how it's in the book, that she was more than barefoot, and not in a park, with co-star Robert Redford

1. Two words: Barbarella Costume

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