Thursday, April 07, 2005

Top Ten Cloves: Other Things Tom DeLay and Family Were Paid For

10. Getting out of bed each morning

9. Consulting Services (wink, wink)

8. Long Distance telephone calls to vote on American Idol

7. Super Savings Package of videotape (5), used in the research for the Terri Schiavo Bill

6. Russian-English Dictionaries and translation service for his trip

5. Battery of lawyers and accountants to help him straddle congressional ethics

4. Special Research Assistants (wink, wink)

3. Special junkets to DisneyWorld during Schiavo hearings (he just loves riding Space Mountain)

2. Proof-reading campaign posters and materials

1. Tying his shoes

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