Tuesday, April 05, 2005

Top Ten Cloves: New Changes At CBS Evening News

10. On-Air reporters to wear baseball uniforms from city they are reporting from

9. Plan to integrate search for permanent anchor with plot of hit 'Survivor' series

8. To be 'fair-and-balanced', will use Ten Commandments' tablet as new logo

7. As temporary substitute, Bob Schieffer to anchor news from his backyard pool

6. Appealing to NCAA to run March Madness for all 12-Months of year

5. Run old footage of Walter Cronkite, but have 'King of Queens' star Kevin James dub in new voice with current news

4. At least one news item, per night, dissing Dan Rather

3. Instead of running video, will show news clips via Etch-A-Sketch

2. Will use tape of Mike Wallace snoring as new theme music

1. Hey, go with the flow - CSI CBS Evening News

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