Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Top Ten Cloves: How Iraqis Celebrated Year Anniversary of Sovereignty

10. Gathered by the stockade and taunted Sadam Hussein

9. Made party hats from recycled 'Stars & Stripes' newspapers

8. Tried to go to Disneyland but booked up solid by Southern Baptists

7. Drew straws to see who would make the run to the liquor store on Airport Road

6. Bartered with Halliburton to see if they could get one of their cakes for less than $300

5. Started an on-line petition to have Robert Novak jailed, along with Judith Miller and Matthew Cooper

4. Unveiled the new statue in downtown Baghdad of their liberator - L. Paul Bremer III

3. Glued sparkles to their prayer mats

2. Had Paris Hilton pop out of a giant cake to sing to Prime Minister Ibrahim al-Jaafari but it scared the bejeezes out of him

1. Watched President Bush's speech to see if they could figure out what the plan is

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