Friday, August 12, 2005

Top Ten Cloves: Signs You're Having A Bad Summer Vacation

10. Your favorite and most generous lobbyist gets indicted

9. Phoenix Coyotes name you as their coach

8. A little weekend getaway ends up with you mowing lawns as part of your community service sentence

7. You fall out of the upper deck at Yankee Stadium and then get arrested

6. The mother of a slain soldier is camping on your doorstep

5. Innocently, you unknowingly use steroids and the whole world comes down on you

4. The Justice Sunday crew bumps you off the program

3. Two of the jurors who acquitted you are now writing books saying your guilty

2. High government officials run a smear campaign against you and your husband

1. You find out your wife is having an affair - with a priest

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