Saturday, September 17, 2005

Weekend Special - Sautéed Cloves 17 September 2005

Wolf Blitzer, host of CNN's new Situation Room, was rushed to the hospital this morning with an unexplained illness. Unconfirmed reports coming in say he complained of being unable to sit down.

"Man ... Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job ... That was a good one Mr. President ..."

After saying he will seek re-election, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger stunned his supporters with the announcement of a new Lt. Governor

Russian President Vladimir Putin and President Bush took time out for a dinner of Mexican food, at an undisclosed Washington restaurant, wearing new, kevlar ponchos

To boost sagging circulation, USA Today launched a program of 'News Concierges'. Clad in orange jumpsuits, the hosts will deposit your coins and retrieve your USA edition for you.

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