Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Top Ten Cloves: How The White House Celebrated Halloween

10. Scooter Libby showed up, wearing prison-striped pajamas

9. All the chips and dip were in Tupperware bowls provided by Karen Hughes

8. Tucker Carlson came as Tucker Carlson, with his bow tie twirling like a propeller

7. Pumpkins were carved in the likeness of Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald

6. Dick Cheney attended, but via satellite from his secret bunker

5. Brought up a group of detainees from Gitmo and had them, blindfolded and handcuffed, bob for apples

4. Karl Rove came to party as Karl Rove and scared the bejeezes out of everybody

3. For real spooky stuff, FBI files on Democratic Leadership was read aloud

2. President Bush got to wear is full Cowboy suit, complete with cap six-shooters

1. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice came dressed as Iraq Constitution and everybody "approved" her

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