Sunday, July 23, 2006

Weekend Special - Sautéed Cloves 23 July 2006

Along with rush shipping new missiles, Israel will also receive President Bush's stage props and the strategies that the Israelis can use to help sell their latest military actions, with the instructions to use the missiles on the terrorists and the props in front of friendly, screened audiences

The White House, quite unexpectedly, called a casting call this weekend, to come up with a model or mascot that they can use, and one that best reflects their Mid-East policies

Fox News Chief Roger Ailes laid out this week a new campaign that will see Fox News aggressively back the Bush Administration
with breaking stories that tie the group Hezbollah to September 11th, WMD's and the cause of the insurgency in Iraq

Taking a cue from Oprah Winfrey, and her "friend", Gayle King, who, in this month's Oprah Magazine announce that they are not gay, Conservative Bill Kristol's ‘The Weekly Standard’, next month, will have a cover story on Vice President Dick Cheney and Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld's denials that they are gay

While widely reporting President Bush's use of a curse word at last weeks' G8 Summit, largely ignored by the media was British Prime Minister Tony Blair firing a right cross and left jab at Bush, said to be in retaliation and defense of Angela Merkel, who the President gave both a neck rub and hearty belly kiss to, stunning the German Chancellor

Citing the overwhelming number of natural disasters, and raging wars aroud the world, former Presidents George Bush and Bill Clinton announced that they will soon hit the road again, only this time, to raise funds for themselves.

"If we don't get a piece of the action now, said the elder Bush, "we may not have another opportunity."

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