Top Ten Cloves: Possible Disney Navy Seal Team 6 Movies To Be Released

Disney doesn't have to go far to exploit the killing of Osama bid Laden by the Navy Seal Team 6, they can just dip into the vast reservoir of their own film vault, and rework storylines 


News Item: Disney Trademarks “Seal Team 6″


10.  101 Navy Seal Team 6's (Navy Seal Team 6 disrupts Al Qaeda Suicide Dog attack)


  9.  Song of the Seal Team 6 (Human Interest Pic of first African-American in Seal Team 6)


  8.  Terrorists in the Outfield (Summer 2012 - Al Qaeda targets Game 7 of World Series, but Navy Seal Team 6 swoops in, foils plot and saves all the baseball players and fans)


  7.  That Darn Osama! (Navy Seal Team 6 adopts stray Islamic cat that leads them to Osama bin Laden)


  6.  The Shaggy Seal Team 6 (Navy Seal Team 6 shape-shifts into Old English Sheep dogs and herd all the terrorists into jail)


  5.  Honey, I Shrunk Osama Bin Laden (After accidentally shrinking Osama bid Laden, Navy Seal Team 6 gets shrunk to hunt down, and kill him)


  4.  Who Framed Osama bin Laden? (First Animated Navy Seal Team 6 pic; Bob Hoskins returns as the private detective and helps Navy Seal Team 6 work through an army of Disney, and other, cartoon characters, to track down Osama bin Laden and kill him)


  3.  The Absent-Minded Jihadist (With nod to original pic, Navy Seal Team 6 discover old Pentagon "Flubber" files and develop Flubber Airplanes, and other weapons, to hunt down and kill Osama bin Laden


  2.  20,000 Terrorists Under The Sea (Water adventure, borrowing from "Pirates of the Caribbean' - Disney sees multiple sequels with this) 


  1. The Navy Seal 6 King (Another animated pic, staying close to original, telling tale of young Navy Seal 6 team member, destined to become team leader, but has to deal with disgruntled team member, overcoming numerous plots to kill him, before youngster beats him back and emerges victorious, with other Team 6 members bowing to him)


 




Bonus Riffs


Richard K. Barry: Is Disney really going to trademark "SEAL Team 6"?


Daily Mail: Disney trademarks 'Seal Team 6' for toys, games, movies, snow globes and Christmas stockings TWO days after daring Bin Laden mission


John Cook: Disney Trademarks ‘SEAL Team 6′

Top Ten Cloves: Things About U.S. Plans to Shoot Down Broken Spy Satellite

News Item: U.S. Plans to Shoot Down Broken Spy Satellite

10. Only reason Bush gave authorization? ... Another opportunity to throw on the flightsuit!

9. Arlen Specter is making waves; Wants investigation of satellite, to be sure it isn't part of Bill Belichick and New England Patriots spying operation

8. Grounding all astronauts around the time of the shooting ... Don't what them drunk and flying into the line-of-fire

7. Plans call for shooting it at the angle so the debris will fall to earth, directly over Iran

6. Mark McKinnon changing his mind - Now leaving McCain Campaign, not over Obama, but for the shooting down of the satellite

5. Thinking about outsourcing this to Blackwater, but fearful Blackwater will shoot down 17 innocent satellites

4. After its' shot down, White House will suddenly claim that's where all their emails were stored

3. Mike Huckabee has offered to loan the Navy Chuck Norris - If that happens, satellite will shoot itself down, just so it doesn't have to deal with Chuck Norris

2. Navy competing with Dick Cheney, who is going to be with his hunting buddies, at the Armstrong Ranch, taking shots at it

1. How do we know this isn't just another Filipino Monkey scam?


UPDATE - Bonus Riffs

Noah Shachtman, at Wired Blog Network: Experts Scoff at Sat Shoot-Down Rationale (Updated)