25 December 2008... On The Garlic
So, This Is Christmas ...
Jingle Bells!
25 December 2007... On The Garlic
Merry Christmas!
25 December 2006... On The Garlic
Twelve Days of Dubya ...The First Day
Happy Holidays! ... Coming Soon - The 12 Days of Dubya
Friday, December 25, 2009
This Date ... On The Garlic
Thursday, December 24, 2009
More Swinging ... Jingle Bells!
Yesterday, we posted the hippest, swingest Xmas Tune, and today, we follow-up with the old chestnut, Jingle Bells, equally drenched in the Cool Yule spirit of finger-snappin', toe-tappin' Bebop.
Duke Ellington kept his orchestra together for decades (no small feat), and his sax section was comparable to Murderer's Row, of the powerful New York Yankees - simply the best, anytime, anyplace.
If you have never heard this, strap yourself in, for you are likely to jump out of your shoes.
Duke Ellington Orchestra - Jingle Bells
As a "Bonus Bonus", check out how hip a small trio can be;
Gene Krupa Trio - Jingle Bells
Merry Jazzmas!
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
The Hippest, Swingest Christmas Tune ... Evah!
Oh, do we have a treat for you this evening.
Finally found a the Christmas tune we have been searching for (well, at least a 'Free" version of it), and it is one, even on the most downbeat jazz radio stations, doesn't always make the playlists.
It is the hippest, swingest Christmas tune - Evah!
We have to thank that showman-of-showmen, Louis Prima, for being, well, Louis Prima
Click through, wait a few moments for it to buffer, and, when it starts playing, don't be surprised if your fingers are snapping, and toes'a tapppin'
Louis Prima - What Will Santa Say (When He Finds Everybody Swingin')
Bonus Bonus
Here's another from Louis ...
Louis Prima - Shake Hands with Santa Claus
A Dubious Anniversary
Unfortunately, it can't be said that it was the inspiration for the movie 'Slapshot', as the incident took place two-years after the movie was made.
Perhaps, it was the movie that inspired the real players.
Dave Seminara, in today's NYT marks the 30th anniversary of when "the players went into the stands", a game between the Boston Bruins and New York Rangers, at Madison Square Garden.
Over the Glass and Into Hockey LoreThirty years ago, on Dec. 23, 1979, Bruins defenseman Mike Milbury whacked John Kaptain, a Rangers fan from New Jersey, with a shoe during a bizarre altercation in which all but one Bruins player went over the glass and into the stands at Madison Square Garden. The incident, after a 4-3 Bruins victory, resulted in three players being suspended, lawsuits and the installation of higher glass in the arena. It remains one of the most memorable fan-athlete confrontations in sports.
As they say on the Sports show, "Let's go to the tape!" (It is the original local, Boston-hometown broadcast, and, it is obvious, the film, or videotape, didn't remain in good health)
[snip]
As a scrum of players exchanged words, Kaptain, who was 30 and owned an executive recruitment firm, reportedly reached over the low glass panel and hit Stan Jonathan, the Bruins’ enforcer, with a rolled-up program, drawing blood beneath Jonathan’s eyes. He then made off with Jonathan’s stick.
[snip]
O’Reilly insisted that he had entered the stands merely to “detain” Kaptain.
“There was no way he was going to strike one of my teammates and steal his stick, wield it like a weapon and then disappear into the crowd and go to a local bar with a souvenir and a great story,” O’Reilly said. “As soon as I got him into a bearhug, I felt like I was being pummeled by multiple people. All I could do was cover up.”
[snip]
Eighteen Bruins went into the stands. Milbury said, “If you watch the tape — and I can freely throw my teammates under the bus now after 30 years — people were throwing some serious shots down below us that were obscured by the fact that everybody was focusing on the idiot highest up in the stands hitting somebody with a shoe."
1979 bruins invade MSG stands
Well, if you miss that kind of "Old School Hockey', and have, exhaustively, poured over all the YouTube entries of the fisticuffs, and still want more, you can always rent 'Rollerball'.
Or watch 'Slapshot', over-and-over.
Paging the Hanson Brothers... 
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Have Yourself a Satchmo Christmas!
With our schedule thrown out-of-whack, for the past month+, we got off to a late start (yesterday), indulging you in some of the best Christmas Jazz out on the World Wide Web.
So, today, we give you a tripleheader of some gems.
In the world of music, there's only been two human beings that can take any song, any genre, and make it their own. You, undoubtedly, no matter who did the original, how many stars covered it, always go back to this person's rendition.
Ray Charles, certainly, is one such artist.
The other is today's feature, Louis "Satchmo" Armstrong, swingin', as only he can, on some Christmas spirit.
Enjoy!
'Zat You, Santa Claus?
Christmas In New Orleans
Christmas Night In Harlem - Louis Armstrong (1955).wmv
This Date ... On The Garlic
22 December 2008... On The Garlic
Our Ignorant Dolt of the Week .... President-Elect Barack Obama
All I Want For Christmas Is A Brand New Handgun!
God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
Sad News ... 'To Kill A Mockingbird Director' Robert Mulligan Passes Away
Editor's Note ... Baby It's Cold Outside
22 December 2007... On The Garlic
Yes, Virginia, There Is, Sadly, A William Kristol ...
Good Post Alert - Tomgram: Rebecca Solnit on Hope in Print
22 December 2006... On The Garlic
Merry Christmas!
Monday, December 21, 2009
'Tis The Season ... White Christmas
Thanks to the wall-to-wall snowfall this weekend, it will be a White Christmas, for a whole bunch of folks, from North Carolina, to New Hampshire.
And, we did our part, shoveling, just about 12-inches of it yesterday.
And, they did something other than shoveling, down in the the Nation's capital, where there was a "Twitter Snowball Fight", complete with firearms (shoot, when we were kids, people just got out of their cars, empty-handed, and chased you a block, or two)
So, between the on-going recovery from that, and a somewhat jammin' day otherwise, on the Homefront, we will kick off getting into the season's spirit, on this first, official day of Winter.
I believe we posted this last year, but that doesn't matter ... It's The Bird, and a kick-ass tune
Charlie Parker -White Christmas
This Date ... On The Garlic
21 December 2008... On The Garlic
White Christmas
21 December 2007... On The Garlic
Top Ten Cloves: Other People Mitt Romney Saw His Father With
21 December 2006... On The Garlic
Top Ten Cloves: How Rep. Virgil Goode Believes His Letter and Comments Against Rep Ellison and Muslims Are In The Christmas Spirit
21 December 2005... On The Garlic
Editor's Note: Merry Christmas
Top Ten Cloves: Signs That It Is Christmas At The White House
Sunday, December 20, 2009
Ohhhh ... That's What Avatar Is About ...
I don't consider myself to be a dolt, when it comes to movies, cinema.
It's been a life-long passion, including, working my teens years at the legendary Brattle Theatre, exposing me to hundreds-and-hundreds of movies, from all over the world, that, had I gone the route of the most of the neighborhood, I would have been bagging groceries, and, thereby, less enlightened.
Over the past week, or so, seeing the trailers for the new James Cameron film, 'Avatar', I was, kind of, scratching my head, saying WTF!
It shows some military, blue people, giant birds, unseen since the Flintstones were on the television, the tease of a love story, and some kind of war, or battle.
So, we have to thank Annalee Newitz, for her post, "When Will White People Stop Making Movies Like "Avatar?", for hipping me (and, likely, saving 10-bucks).
It's a sci-fi 'Dances With Wolves'.
Which means, that it is a long movie about how cool certain white people are, for trying to help (in their white-of-white ways) people of color, or, at minimum, different then themselves.
Newitz starts off;Critics have called alien epic Avatar a version of Dances With Wolves because it's about a white guy going native and becoming a great leader. But Avatar is just the latest scifi rehash of an old white guilt fantasy. Spoilers
If you want to find the answer to that, go read Annalee Newitz, it's a great post.
[snip]
This is a classic scenario you've seen in non-scifi epics from Dances With Wolves to The Last Samurai, where a white guy manages to get himself accepted into a closed society of people of color and eventually becomes its most awesome member. But it's also, as I indicated earlier, very similar in some ways to District 9. In that film, our (anti)hero Wikus is trying to relocate a shantytown of aliens to a region far outside Johannesburg. When he's accidentally squirted with fluid from an alien technology, he begins turning into one of the aliens against his will. Deformed and cast out of human society, Wikus reluctantly helps one of the aliens to launch their stalled ship and seek help from their home planet.
If we think of Avatar and its ilk as white fantasies about race, what kinds of patterns do we see emerging in these fantasies?
SEK, over on Lawyers, Guns and Money, picks up on it;In order for the audience to support the transformation of Jake Sully into Braveheart Smurf, it must accept the essentialist assumptions that make such a combination possible ... and those assumptions are racist. In football terms, this is a variation of the black quarterback "problem."
For decades, coaches and scouts wished they could find a black body with a white brain in it. ("If only someone could find a way to stuff Peyton Manning's brain into JaMarcus Russell's body!")
[snip]
*I'm analogizing race and species here because Cameron's space fable encourages me to do so with all the subtlety of a fry pan upside my head.
Sean Paul Kelley, on The Agonist, sees the above, but offers a different perspective, that this is a common narrative;Several friends who dogged on Avatar have seen it recently. And every one of them tells me, "go see it." Of course, every one of them says, "it is like an alien version of 'Dances With Wolves' and is all about white, post-colonial guilt and race."
[snip]
The archetype is a common foundational myth, pops up in many national literatures and historical writing for a reason. It's been used by the Turks, the Mongols, the Mayans and others. It's not about colonialism, it's about the fluidity of tribes, a much older human grouping and one that is much more primal.
Sean John Scalzi, on Whatever, has a review of 'Avatar' (and, he "My Sister-My Daughter's" Cameron);2. I spent almost no time at all thinking about the fact that most of my time was spent looking at computer animation. The Na’vi (I hope I got the apostrophe right, there) exist on the other side of the CGI uncanny valley; between the actors and their animators, these are real performances. Also, note to James Cameron: The extra time spent animating eyeballs paid off.
[snip]
I won’t get into the story except to say I found it serviceable, if predictable, and while I don’t really feel the same sort of moral outrage other people have about the “noble savage” stereotype as it applies to this film, it certainly does leave itself wide open for criticism along that line. But as you can tell from the pullout quote above, I go into Cameron films assuming I’ll need to compensate for storytelling anyway. That said, unlike, say, George Lucas, Cameron actually does attempt to tell a story and to give his actors something else to do except stand there. The story was serviceable, and serviceable, lest we forget, is actually a positive.
I don't know.
Blue people, running around, doing crazy things, on, or with, outlandish props?
Maybe the Blue Man Group should sue.
Bonus Links
One For The Film Buffs ... Max Ophuls
Rififi Director, Jules Dassin, Blacklisted, Dies at 96
Swedish Film Icon Ingmar Bergman Dead At 89 ; Police Depressed, Working Through Emptiness, Not Ruling Out Foul Play
This Date ... On The Garlic
20 December 2008... On The Garlic
Finally! (Head Slap!) ... But It's Still Stuck Up There
Cue The Gloomy Organ Music ...
Sleigh Ride
20 December 2007... On The Garlic
The Garlic's 2007 Sounds of Christmas
The Garlic's Recommend Late, "Save Your Butt" Christmas Gift Ideas
20 December 2006... On The Garlic
Top Ten Cloves: Signs That Christmas Is Coming In The White House
December 20 2005... On The Garlic
Woodward Said To Be Jumping To The New York Times
Google Begins Talks With White House To Digitize Wiretaps
Top Ten Cloves: Other Powers President Bush Believes The Constitution Gives Him
Saturday, December 19, 2009
For A Minute, I Thought Peggy Noonan Was Coming Out Against Gitmo
Jesus, I thought, Peggy Noonan is slamming The Commander Guy, the Shadow President, and all the other dwarfs, finks, phonies and frauds of The Bush Grindhouse.
The Gipper's Groupie is against torture?" ...uncorked an act in which he, in the words of various news reports the next day, performed "faux oral sex" featuring "S&M play," "bondage gear," "same-sex makeouts" and "walking a man and woman around the stage on a leash."
Oh, wait a minute ...
No, she isn't.
The single biggest problem this country is facing today is Adam Lambert!
Somebody that knows her, make an intervention.
Get over there and take the wine and pills out of the house.
Bonus Riffs
Steve Benen: NOONAN LAMENTS 'THE ADAM LAMBERT PROBLEM'
Sady: Red-Blooded Americans “Assaulted” by Dancing Gay Dude on TV
Steve M: SURELY THERE ARE SOME GENITALS WE CAN BLAME FOR ALL THIS
This Date ... On The Garlic
19 December 2008... On The Garlic
Retro Garlic: Deep Throat Now Goes Deep Six ... Mark Felt Obit
Tis The Season ... First Big Snow Today!
19 December 2007... On The Garlic
Is John Boehner Consulting The Romney Campaign, Giving Make-Up Mitt Crying Lessons?
Tough Slogging On The Revisionist Front ... Rove Having A Hard Time Working That Etch-A-Sketch
19 December 2006... On The Garlic
Top Ten Cloves: Things Overheard At Vice President Dick Cheney’s Holiday Party
19 December 2005... On The Garlic
Angry Bush Invokes 70's Spoof Movie To Justify Spying On Citizens
Top Ten Cloves: Reasons Bill and Melinda Gates May Be Miffed At Sharing Time Person-of-the-Year With Bono
Friday, December 18, 2009
This Date ... On The Garlic
18 December 2008... On The Garlic
Take Our Country ... Please!
All I Want For Christmas Is ... A Killer Asteroid?
Let Me Cover The Point, and Put Another $2G's on Half-A-Foot ...
18 December 2007... On The Garlic
Top Ten Cloves: How Bush Administration Reacted To News of The Death Star Galaxy
18 December 2006... On The Garlic
Minced Garlic - Year of the Special Comments
Garlic Special - The Sounds of Christmas
18 December 2005... On The Garlic
Weekend Special - Sautéed Cloves
Thursday, December 17, 2009
This Date ... On The Garlic
17 December 2008... On The Garlic
Is MSNBC Now Pimping David Shuster?
Say What? ... Commander Guy Cluelessness Alert!
17 December 2007... On The Garlic
American People 2 Bush Grindhouse 0
God Bless Orrin Hatch ... Defending The Bush FISA, and Telcom Amnesty, He Indicts The Bush Grindhouse
Talk Fight At The FISA Corral ... And While That Goes On, Eye and Hearing Tests For All
Another "I Told You So" ... Lieberman Living Up To His True Colors
17 December 2006... On The Garlic
Weekend Special - Sautéed Cloves
'Ahh, Dick ... Isn't There Something We Can Do About All These Subpoenas? ...The Results - The Garlic Week Poll
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Another Sloganeer President
Hope You Can Believe In ...
Change You Can Believe In ...
Considering how the Healthcare Reform initiative has been going, we're, pretty much, down to hoping (and I mean serious, "Please-God-I'll-Never-Do-That-Again" hope) that things will change
Rather then dig in their heels, fight for a comprehensive Healthcare Reform Bill, that includes a real Public Option, and/or a universal Medicare component, the Democrats rallied last night, to go out an "sell it", being, selling their complete collapse in caving in to Senator Losersman, and the other PartyofNoican Wannabees (Nelson, Byah, et all).
Senator Tom Harkin was on the Rachel Maddow show, talking real estate, offering, we're not getting a mansion, but rather a nice, modest house that we can build additions on.
Perhaps, but extremely difficult, considering the landlord (e.g. The Health Insurance Industry Complex) is going to be bleeding us dry, aided by the provision in the Senate Bill that will be forcing us to buy Health Insurance Industry Complex premiums
Howard Dean, who knows a thing-or-two about Healthcare, is calling for the Senate Bill to be killed.
Others, say, no, the bill is still a good bill (Nate Silver and Ezra Klein)
Greg Sargent has a good post on how this argument is shaping up, the battle lines being drawn for whatever is left to fight over.
There is a growing voice emerging, that our Hero President is not much more that all hat, and no cattle.
And, a nice big Corporate Hat he be wearing, at that.
Look over the past few months, the absolutely ridiculousness, in the Healthcare Debate.
Death Panels and Socialism dominated the conversation, the headlines, the cable news talking heads.
Where were the Democrats, the leadership, the White House?
Holding the White House, a majority in Congress, and, with polls show a majority of Americans wanting real, solid Healthcare Reform, how is it we are at the point of where we are it?
John Aravosis, at AmericaBlog, has a great perspective on where the answer may lie;
The GOP had at most 55 Senators during Bush's presidencyAnd look at what George Bush was able to accomplish in the Congress with fewer Senators than the Democrats have today:
- John Ashcroft nomination
- Iraq war resolution
- Repeated Iraq funding resolutions
- 2001 & 2003 tax cuts
- Patriot Act
- Alito
- John Roberts
- Medicare Part D
[snip]
It's not about the votes, people. It's about leadership. The current occupant of the White House doesn't like to fight, and the leadership in Congress has never been as good at their jobs, at marshaling their own party, as the Republicans were when they were in the majority. The President is supposed to rally the country, effectively putting pressure on opposition members of Congress to sit down and shut up. And the congressional leadership is supposed to rally its members to hold the line, and get the 51 votes necessary for passing legislation in a climate where the minority is too afraid to use the filibuster. When you have a President who is constitutionally, or intellectually, unable to stand for anything, and a congressional leadership that, rather than disciplining its own members and forging ahead with its own agenda, cedes legislative authority to a president who refuses to lead, you have a recipe for exactly what happened last night. Weakness, chaos, and failure.
And, this, from Taylor Marsh;Pres. Obama doesn't care. It's a win or bust for him, with the health care train now careening towards an end of the year crash.
First Obama let the August recess come and go without a bill. Getting bested by Sarah Palin's "death panels" squeal came next. The finale of getting beat by Joe Lieberman having operatic overtones, given Joe's recent history with progressives in Connecticut. Mr. Obama doesn't care about the deatails as long as he can say he beat seven presidents who failed that came before him. He's betting history won't remember the minutia; it will simply be written that it was Barack Obama who got it done.
And, with the "selling" of what a great deal it is, comes the fabrications;
President Obama Tells Bald-Faced Lie About Health Care Reform Cost ControlThis statement is 100% false–and Obama knows that. This bill does not contain anywhere near most ideas for controlling health care costs. This bill does not even contain most of the cost-reducing ideas that were part of Obama’s health care plan during last year’s presidential campaign.
What makes his lie so unbelievable is that Obama’s administration is right now fighting against one of the biggest cost control ideas that the president previously claimed to support. His administration is working to kill Dorgan’s drug re-importation amendment.
I guess, that's not an addition to the house that we want to put on just yet.
That is, if we intended to build the house in the first place.
Along with the Aravosis post, another Must-Read, is Glenn Greenwald today.
He hits on the "leadership" thing, well, actually, he clubs it, with a Ruthian swing;
White House as helpless victim on health careAs was painfully predictable all along, the final bill will not have any form of public option, nor will it include the wildly popular expansion of Medicare coverage. Obama supporters are eager to depict the White House as nothing more than a helpless victim in all of this -- the President so deeply wanted a more progressive bill but was sadly thwarted in his noble efforts by those inhumane, corrupt Congressional "centrists." Right. The evidence was overwhelming from the start that the White House was not only indifferent, but opposed, to the provisions most important to progressives. The administration is getting the bill which they, more or less, wanted from the start -- the one that is a huge boon to the health insurance and pharmaceutical industry. And kudos to Russ Feingold for saying so:
Sen. Russ Feingold (D-Wis.), among the most vocal supporters of the public option, said it would be unfair to blame Lieberman for its apparent demise. Feingold said that responsibility ultimately rests with President Barack Obama and he could have insisted on a higher standard for the legislation."This bill appears to be legislation that the president wanted in the first place, so I don’t think focusing it on Lieberman really hits the truth," said Feingold. "I think they could have been higher. I certainly think a stronger bill would have been better in every respect."
Let's repeat that: "This bill appears to be legislation that the president wanted in the first place." Indeed it does. There are rational, practical reasons why that might be so. If you're interested in preserving and expanding political power, then, all other things being equal, it's better to have the pharmaceutical and health insurance industry on your side than opposed to you. Or perhaps they calculated from the start that this was the best bill they could get. The wisdom of that rationale can be debated, but depicting Obama as the impotent progressive victim here of recalcitrant, corrupt centrists is really too much to bear.
You want a "dream house"?
You'll have to settle for renting the DVD of 'Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House'.
Don't worry though, President Hope-and-Change can put some fire in his butt, when he wants to;Guest Post: $38 Billion Tax Break Granted to Citigroup to Help Improve the TARP Results
The Citigroup folks should be able to afford those mandated Healtcare premiums, without much difficulty.
Just win baby, just win ...
Bonus Riffs
Will Bunch - Attytood: The lethal cynicism of Joe Lieberman
Jane Hamsher: Sign Letter to Susan B. Komen Foundation: Donations Shouldn’t Go To Hadassah Lieberman
Steve Benen: LIFE AND DEATH...
John Cole: So What Exactly Does the HCR Bill Do?
Greg Sargent: Congressional Dems Start Pinning Blame For Health Care Fiasco On Obama
Rachel Slajda: The White House v. Howard Dean
Jed Lewison: Sanders not voting for bill unless it improves
David Dayen: With Public Option Removed, Public, Labor Groups Sour On Bill
And In This Corner ...
Rather then have an endless "Bonus Riffs" to the above post, we separated these off.
It isn't exactly Ali-Frazier, or, even Alexis Arguello-Aaron Pryor, but there be some bloggers putting up their dukes.
In the preliminary;Nate Silver: 20 Questions for Bill Killers
Jon Walker: Answering Nate Silver’s 20 Questions On Killing The Senate Bill
For the main event ... And, let's get ready to rumble!Kos: Strip the mandate, and put GOP on the spot
Ezra Klein: The importance of the individual mandate
More rounds to come, no doubt ... 
Costco Hearts Palin
We have stayed away from the Mommy Moose Book Tour, so far, however, a story today caught our attention.
And, it wasn't the part of The Wasilla Whiz Kid running out on the bill, but, rather, the shopping experience of one, Helen Rappaport, a Utah Democrat;
Rolly: Check from Palin in the mail?Rappaport stopped at the Salt Lake City Costco to do some shopping, unaware that Palin was scheduled to be there for a book signing.
So Rappaport, after noticing the parking lot full of cars, was pleasantly surprised at how easy it was to maneuver her shopping cart through the store with hardly anybody in the aisles. She also got a prescription filled with no wait.
While going through the check-out lane, again with no wait, she told the clerk she forgot to get some grape tomatoes, which she loves, so she would be right back.
That's when the bells went off.
The clerk told her they had no tomatoes that day.
No tomatoes? At Costco?
As she was leaving, she noticed a man with a store manager's name tag and asked him why they had no tomatoes. He informed her the store did have tomatoes, but they were taken off the shelves for a few hours.
It turns out that Palin had been pelted with a tomato at an earlier stop on her book tour and the management at the Costco was determined it wouldn't happen here.
The manager told an employee to go into the storage area and get Rappaport some tomatoes, which he gave her for free.
So, because of Palin, Rappaport not only got to shop with no lines, she got free tomatoes.
Hmmm ... I wonder what Costco would do if Tiger Woods visits the store?
Remove all the single woman?
Bonus Links
Wonkette: GOOD THING THEY DON'T SELL EGGS OR PIES - Costco Removes Tomatoes In Anticipation Of Palin Visit
TBogg: Queen of Alaska has no time for your mindless “blow dry?” gotcha questions
Ron Chusid: Save The Tomatos–Stop Palin
GottaLaff - Palin: Tomato-less in Salt Lake City
Jillian Rayfield: Salt Lake City Costco Removes Tomatoes Ahead Of Palin Event
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
This Date ... On The Garlic
December 2008... On The Garlic
Our Ignorant Dolt of the Week ... Karl Rove!
He Should Have Just Thrown His Shoes
15 December 2007... On The Garlic
Editor's Note - Still Dealing With The SNOW!
15 December 2006... On The Garlic
Breaking News! President’s Personal Resolutions Will Determine Iraq Strategy; Bush Launches New White House “Resolution” Group; Targeting Jan. 1 To Begin Changes; Plans Own 100-Hours; From Dealing With Iraq Jar, To Losing Weight, Says “New Strategies Will Come From Me”
15 December 2005... On The Garlic
White House To Extend President's Speaking Tour ...May Venture Delivering Addresses Before 'Regular Folk"; Next Four Speeches To Tout "Historic Vote Count"
President Stays Firm On Call For War But Admits Intel Errors
Top Ten Cloves: Things White House Is Worried About Over Outcome Of Iraq Elections
Monday, December 14, 2009
This Date ... On The Garlic
14 December 2008... On The Garlic
"Son of A Dog!"
Christian the Lion
"Never sell your Madoff"
Top Ten Cloves: Things About Steven Wright Being Inducted Into Boston Comedy Hall of Fame
14 December 2007... On The Garlic
Editor's Note - Technical Difficulties - Namely, 11-Inches of Snow!
14 December 2005
O'Reilly Gears Up Next War; Says Will Battle To Save "Little Christmas"
Top Ten Cloves: Things Overheard At Hewlett Packard's Wall Street Analyst Meeting Yesterday
Sunday, December 13, 2009
Obama's Nobel Prize? ... I'm With Will Bunch ...
Much was made of President Obama's Nobel Prize speech last week, the World Wide Web was abuzz, with mostly pro reviews (See Glenn Greenwald's post - "The strange consensus on Obama's Nobel address")
And, let's face, it was Bizzareville, having a sitting president, who is conducting two wars, escalating one of them, up there, accepting a Peace Prize, for Peace that he hasn't actually accomplished (Yeah, I know, wait a few years, for after the escalation in Flintstonevilleastan).
Of all the megabytes and pixels, bloviating on it, there was one that stood out, cut to the chase, nailed it - Will Bunch, on his Attytood Blog;
Maybe U.S. presidents shouldn't get peace prizesHey, I didn't say which president. You know what? I hate to say it, but sitting American presidents are never a good choice for the Nobel Peace Prize, period. Since 1901, the honor has been bestowed on three White House occupants.
Now, that, certainly, is something hopeful we can believe in.
[snip]
The world needs uncompromising fighters for real peace and for meaningful justice -- people like a Martin Luther King -- who can go to Oslo and remind the world of what we must eternally strive to make it. Such worthy Nobel recepients are truth-tellers, and people they are telling that truth to are the world's kings and potentates and, yes, the American president -- a job that is engineered for compromise, and disappointments. If the world is to become a better place, we need more people who risk jail, risk pain, and risk death -- people like Dr. King or Burma's Aung San Suu Kyi -- have done, for the eternal ideals of peace that are uncompromising. The Nobel Peace Prize can be a valuable tool to remind us who these people are, and that you are going to find them in the streets, not in the White House.
Yet More Reasons The Survey Says Goldman Sucks!
Well, now we have a clue, on why Goldman Sach's Brian Griffith was so hawkish for achieving greater prosperity and opportunity.
Goldman Fueled AIG Gambles ... Wall Street Titan's Role Shown in Journal Analysis; Firm Says Problems HiddenGoldman Sachs Group Inc. played a bigger role than has been publicly disclosed in fueling the mortgage bets that nearly felled American International Group Inc.
Barry Ritholtz suggests there's some action needed;
Goldman was one of 16 banks paid off when the U.S. government last year spent billions closing out soured trades that AIG made with the financial firms.
A Wall Street Journal analysis of AIG's trades, which were on pools of mortgage debt, shows that Goldman was a key player in many of them, even the ones involving other banks.Any Congress people — Bernie Sanders maybe? Perhaps Senators Schumer or Dodd might forget all of the Finance driven campaign contributions they have gotten over the years and come up with a plan. I would imagine Alan Grayson is one of the few Freshman Congresmen who can think of a way to clawback some of the ill gotten booty Goldman grabbed from Treasury.
Read the entire article, our computer doesn't have the font "Profound Creepiness".
In the meantime, we'll trot out Richard Dawson, for a hearty call out;
"Survey Says ... Goldman Sucks!"
Bonus Links
NYT Editorial: Goldman’s Non-Apology
Igor Volsky - Goldman Sachs Report: Watered Down Senate Bill Would Lead To ‘Bull Case Scenario’ For Insurance Industry
Greg Gordon | McClatchy Newspapers: Goldman takes on new role: taking away people's homes
Newt's New Contract - Buying An Ignorant Dolt Title!
You think they would learn.
Even when we are away from the desk, buried up to our eyeballs with the situation on the Homefront, they can't, no matter how hard they try, sneak past the Ignorant Dolt detector.
It's on, 24/7/365 and no one (deserving), escapes it, as it starts chirping way, like a Geiger Counter at Los Alamos, the second one of them pops up.
This weekend, we need to FedEx the Ignorant Dolt Crown and Sceptre to the former Speaker of the House, the man that put out a Contract On America, Newt Gingrich.
Gingrich’s New Contract With America: ‘Our Commitment Should Be Simple…We’re Repealing’ Health Care
Gingrich reiterated his call for all Republicans to commit to repealing any form of a health care bill that Democrats might pass before the 2010 elections:GINGRICH: If the left manages to drive through a bill which is opposed by 65 percent of the country on health care, our commitment should be simple — when we get a majority, we’re repealing the whole thing. (applause)
And I want every Democrat who is about to sacrifice their seat for socialized medicine to understand: after you lose your seat, you’re going to lose the socialized medicine too.
I mean, with the job the Democrats are doing at gutting any meaningful Healthcare Reform, it be Newt's workin' up a sweat over nothin', just throwing some chum in the water, for the Flying Monkeys and Teabaggers.
As to "when we get a majority" thing, I wouldn't be holding your breath there, Newt (Heaven Forbid, you pass out, and have to undergo some of that "Socialist" medical treatment, something Bob Cesca was wondering).
And, help us out there, will ya, Newt?
When you go parading on the Faux News programs, wear the Ignorant Dolt Crown, give us a plug.
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