Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Minced Garlic - Keith Olbermann New Special Comment On 'Beginning of the end of America'










For, on this first full day that the Military Comm
issions Act is in force, we now face what our ancestors faced, at other times of exaggerated crisis and melodramatic fear-m
ongering:

A government more dangerous to our liberty, than is the enemy it claims to protect us from.


On a day that found The Garlic into Day Thr
ee of a major allergy siege, nothing was more refreshing than, yet another, shining Special Comment by MSNBC’s ‘Countdown’ hero- - anchor, Keith Olbermann.

Tonight’s spot-on delivery by Olbermann was 'Beginning of the end of America', the absolutely black cloud of President Bush’s push and, now, signing of the Military Commission Act of 2006.

“With the distance of history, the questions will be narrowed and few: Did this generation of Americans take the threat seriously, and did we do what it takes to defeat that threat?”

Wise words.

And ironic ones, Mr. Bush.

Your own, of course, yesterday, in signing the Military Commissions Act.

You spoke so much more than you know, Sir.

Sadly—of course—the distance of history will recognize that the threat this generation of Americans needed to take seriously was you.

Olbermann, for the past week, or so, has done what our elected Congress has not done ... What our elected Senate has not done and what most of the free press here in America has not done...

That is, to point how, in getting his torture-authorizing, Geneva Convention-ignoring Detainee Bill passed, and the President’s boastful signing of it yesterday (in which, he continued to paint his lies, a subject of earlier Olbermann Special Comments - links below), how it not only denies rights to terrorists or “enemy combatants” but puts every single American in jeopardy as well.

As Olbermann bellowed a number of times, Congress, as well as a complacent media and population, has given the President a “blank check”

We have handed a blank check drawn against our freedom to a man who has said it is unacceptable to compare anything this country has ever done to anything the terrorists have ever done.

We have handed a blank check drawn against our freedom to a man who has insisted again that “the United States does not torture. It’s against our laws and it’s against our values” and who has said it with a straight face while the pictures from Abu Ghraib Prison and the stories of Waterboarding figuratively fade in and out, around him.

We have handed a blank check drawn against our freedom to a man who may now, if he so decides, declare not merely any non-American citizens “unlawful enemy combatants” and ship them somewhere—anywhere -- but may now, if he so decides, declare you an “unlawful enemy combatant” and ship you somewhere - anywhere.

And if you think this hyperbole or hysteria, ask the newspaper editors when John Adams was president or the pacifists when Woodrow Wilson was president or the Japanese at Manzanar when Franklin Roosevelt was president.

And if you somehow think habeas corpus has not been suspended for American citizens but only for everybody else, ask yourself this: If you are pulled off the street tomorrow, and they call you an alien or an undocumented immigrant or an “unlawful enemy combatant”—exactly how are you going to convince them to give you a court hearing to prove you are not? Do you think this attorney general is going to help you?

This President now has his blank check.

He lied to get it.

He lied as he received it.

Is there any reason to even hope he has not lied about how he intends to use it nor who he intends to use it against?

Links To More

Read 'Beginning of the end of America'; Olbermann addresses the Military Commissions Act in a special comment

Crooks and Liars has the video - Countdown Special Comment: Death of Habeas Corpus: “Your words are lies, Sir.”

Read or watch the video - The death of habeas corpus - Olbermann: ‘The president has now succeeded where no one has before’

Transcript: On Tuesday, "Countdown" host Keith Olbermann talked to Jonathan Turley, a constitutional law professor at George Washington University about a new bill signed by President Bush that redefines the right of habeas corpus.

The Garlic’s Top Ten Cloves: In Words, What America Means Now To The International Community

Other Minced Garlic’s - Keith Olbermann Special Comments

  • Minced Garlic ... Keith Olbermann Special Comment - Feeling morally, intellectually confused?
  • Minced Garlic - New Keith Olbermann Special Comment - Bush Owes Us An Apology
  • Minced Garlic Redux! ... New Keith Olbermann Special Comment, - 'Have you no sense of decency, sir?' This Time, Slapping Down The Decider, Himself
  • Minced Garlic Trois - Special September 11th Special Comment By Keith Olbermann: “This Hole In The Ground”
  • Minced Garlic: Another Stellar Keith Olbermann Special Comment - “A special comment about lying”
  • Tuesday, October 17, 2006

    Top Ten Cloves: Some Of The Lobbying Techniques White House Is Using To Aid Guatemala Gaining U.N. Security Council Seat

    News Item: Venezuela Is Denied Security Council Seat; New Vote Scheduled Today as Intensive Campaign Fails to Win Two-Thirds of Ballots

    10. President Bush personally telephoned voting countries, reminding them that the Axis of Evil list can easily be expanded

    9. To get Mexico’s vote, suggested they could cut down border fence to, say, 500-miles?

    8. Threatened, to replace John Bolton with Tom DeLay to U.N. and have him hammer out the votes for Guatemala

    7. Rounding up a bunch of retired Venezuelan Generals to criticize and call for Hugo Chavez’s resignation

    6. Offered to outsource Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld to any country, and have them smear their opposition

    5. Mysteriously, and only to the Arab League nations, cartoons depicting Allah, on Venezuelan Diplomatic letterhead, showed up in mail boxes this morning

    4. Sent copies of DVD to all voting countries, of Hugo Chavez impersonator calling their leaders “The Devil”

    3. Offered live, closed-circuit satellite feed of President Bush signing Military Commissions Act of 2006, and dangled franchise rights to new, secret CIA Prisons in exchange for vote

    2, Pinned blame for Foley Page Scandal on Venezuela, intimating Venezuelan diplomats doing similar things with U.N. pages

    1. Working with Guatemala, laid out plan that, if balloting doesn’t end soon, will make motion to bring in Diebold Voting Machines


    To keep Hugo Chavez and Venezuela from attaining a U.N. Security Council seat, President Bush has threatened, to replace John Bolton with Tom DeLay to U.N. and have him hammer out the votes for Guatemala

    Monday, October 16, 2006

    Breaking News! Back To The Drawing Board For Security Council

    New Problem As Jong Il Issues “Korean-Style” Signing Statement To Invalidate U.N. Sanctions

    U.S. Irate But Must Abstain Due To Conflict of Interest; North Korea Also To Start Page Program For Potential Scandal

    A new crisis has enveloped the White House, as, in rejecting the United Nations Security Council sanctions voted last Saturday, Kim Jong Il, the North Korean leader issued “Signing Statements” this morning that invalidate the sanctions and allow him to act freely in interpreting the rules, as he sees fitting his own agenda.

    U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations, John Bolton, was livid, first at the brazen disregard of the Security Council by Jong Il, then, after being informed that the United States would have to abstain from further discussion and debate on the matter, due to the conflict of interest it presents, namely, President Bush’s extensive and profound use of Signing Statements.

    Bolton, red-faced, brushed past reporters after being asked to leave the Security Council chamber, barking at an aide, however he refused comment to the shouted questions from the media throng.

    Did Rice’s Comments ‘Embolden” The North Koreans?

    Also refusing comment as the State Department, and Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice.

    Just last week, Rice praised the success of the Bush Administration’s ‘Axis of Evil’ program in relation to North Korea testing a nuclear device, calling it “wildly successful” that North Korea was exhibiting the characteristic rogue behavior.

    It’s not clear if Jong Il’s use of Signing Statements falls within the ‘Axis of Evil’ program, or if North Korea is improvising, feeling emboldened by Rice’s comments.

    This all goes back, says John Lloyd Sullivan, principal of ‘All American Seeds’, the think tank that monitors the use of seeds in political or humanitarian projects, “to the Inspector General’s report earlier this year. These people have no strategies ... No plan ... And they have no seeds to plant in North Korea, if that’s what they are thinking about.”

    Rice attempted to backtrack today, warning Iran that the sanctions issued against North Korea should serve as notice to abandon their own nuclear ambitions.

    “Bush Dug This Hole And Rove Was Holding The Shovel”

    Perhaps, more than Secretary Rice, the White House has been put in a box, by the alleged actions of top Bush aide, Karl Rove, as well as the President’s habitual use of Signing Statements.

    Last Friday, a bombshell was dropped, with reports that Rove has been boasting the North Korean nuclear test was “his work”, this year’s “October Surprise

    More than Rove shining his own apple, it is President Bush that may come to feel the brunt of International outrage.

    Since taking office in 2000, Bush as issued well over 700 Signing Statements, at the urging of Vice President Dick Cheney, and longtime Cheney aide, David Addington. In citing elements of the Constitution, it is Cheney and Addington’s philosophy that the President’s office have virtually unchecked and unfettered authority, essentially ignoring the other two wings of the government - Congress and the Judiciary.

    “This is likely to develop into a new trend,” offered Harold "Ace" Larson, an analyst for the counterintelligence think tank, 'Book'em and Beat'em'.

    “You’ll see others ... be it terrorists, rogue nations, perhaps even some of our friends and allies, use their own version of Signing Statements to push back against U.S. policy. They’ll just stand up and say “Hey, we don’t have to do that’ and what will our response be?”

    "Bush dug this hole," added Larson, "and Rove was holding the shovel."

    Signals From Pyongyang?

    For the North Korean leader to issue a Signing Statement is, for all practical matters, redundant, having issued a terse denunciation of the sanctions. Being that Jong Il issues the edicts and laws of the country, there are little, to no consequences inside North Korea as to implementing the Signing Statement

    And it is not known if Jong Il was being serious or not, with the statement issued by the North Koreans, which read in part that “we wish to use this time to endeavor to be a good world citizen, and will employ more of the Western governmental practices of other nations to help us in our cause.”

    Sources close to the North Korean delegation to the United Nations say that Jong Il, in addition to employing Signing Statements, has given signals that the government in Pyongyang will launch a “Page Program”, to further emulate Western-style governments. The goal, sources say is that, hopefully, the North Korean Page Program will break into a scandal, which will offer further proof of the North Korean’s desire to join the ranks of world citizenry.

    Other then saying that the North Koreans’ actions are “unacceptable”, there was no further comment from the White House.















    President Bush's profound and extensive use of Signing Statements has come back to haunt him


    Top Ten Cloves: Things Overheard At “Liberty Sunday” Last Night

    News Item: Broadcast condemns same-sex marriage

    10. Chris Shays sent his regrets ... Nice of Shays to go out on a limb, issuing a statement that Gay Marriage is more about pornography than marriage...

    9. Good to see the Graham people here ... That they didn’t get confused like they did last year

    8. How’s Scalia coming with that ““No Pink Robes” thing?

    7. He’s with us on the gay stuff ... But, you know, I don’t know where Romney comes down on Polygamy

    6. People don’t believe that God is with us ... Just look at what happened in Hawaii this morning... There’s a sign is I ever saw one

    5. Nice of Senator Santorum to suggest screening the priests... We don’t want any poofsters getting up here to speak

    4. We sent invites to Cheney and Rumsfeld ... I hope they show up ... They can tie in that “Nazi Appeaser” stuff to the gays

    3. Too bad about Rove ... The Stepfather thing... We could have used him tonight ...

    2. Look, Dobson brought the friggin’ cow again ... He’s really pushing that “No Moo” thing a little to much...It’s not working

    1. I tell you, this Foley thing is a real mess ... I had to change my AOL screen name twice since it hit

    Tony Perkins, of the Family Research Council, and organizer of Liberty Sunday”




    Sunday, October 15, 2006

    Weekend Special - Sautéed Cloves 15 October 2006

    The Vatican was quick to deny stories circulating that Pope Benedict XVI's forthcoming edict, to revive the "Tridentine Mass", or the mass spoken in Latin, has nothing to do with his recent troubles and is not being put back in place so the Pope can "diss more Muslims without too many people catching on"






















    With her ratings continuing to decline, and still without a signature sign-off, CBS Evening News Anchor Katie Couric announced that, for the upcoming week, now-former Fox sportscaster Steve Lyons, recently fired for making an on-air racial insult, will appear at the end of the each day’s broadcast to issue the sign-off.

    Said Couric, "This oughta be a lot of fun"


    With the House and Senate already approving the 700-mile long fence, to stretch across significant portions of the U.S.-Mexico border border, to curb the rampant illegal immigration crisis, enterprising businessmen, on both sides of the border, have already begun selling "Fast Passes" that guarantee the purchaser of a "hole in the fence" for quick entry, or exit





















    Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld, having previously sealed the deal for "Disney Iraq" met recently with legendary singer, and businesswoman, Dolly Parton.

    It was said the two discussed, and apparently worked out a deal for Parton to secure the rights for her Dollywood parks, in either Iran or North Korea, "which ever one we invade first", quipped the Secretary

















    The Nation's Capital was abuzz this morning, as news flashed around town that Vice President Dick Cheney was found naked, and asleep, in a D.C.-area gallery.

    According to a source close to the Vice President's office, Cheney became "despondent" shortly after the U.N. vote to sanction North Korea, when, as Cheney was heard muttering "it is perfectly set-up to carpet-bomb those assholes and invade the country."

    “It’s either that,” said the source, “or, he’s decided to come out of the closet - before he’s pulled out”


















    After developing a plan to have him "stay quiet" staffers for Senator George Allen (R-VA) were stunned at a recent campaign appearance, when, in the middle of his talk, Allen stopped and gave the “White Power
    salute to a member of the audience

    41 and 43 Equals ??? ... The Results - The Garlic's Weekly Poll October 9 - October 14 2006

    This may end up, in the years to come, the most complex father-son relationship since Papa Menendez decided to raise a family.

    And it almost seems fitting. He stocked his cabinet and administration with his father’s cronies. Now, his legacy is, virtually, in the hands of the #1 crony, James Baker, who pops up in administration, after administration, like ... well ... like he comes with the joint (Did Regan issue a Signing Statement that says Baker stays on? Either that, or he’s trying to top David Gergen...)

    Another highly-spirited week of voting in The Garlic’s Weekly Poll, and our voters cast their choices with ever-the-keen-eye on our Court-Appointed President.

    The Results - The Garlic's Weekly Poll October 9 - October 14 2006

    With scandals piling up, the Iraq occupation, along with World events, getting worse President Bush may be forced to reach out to his father, former, and 41st President, George H.W. Bush for advice. He will likely ask him ...

    1. If we lose Congress, and I end up a lame duck, I still get to use Air Force One, don’t I? Tally 28%

    2. Since you guys hang out a lot, can you, on the sly, pick Clinton’s brain some, and see how he’d be handling some of these things? Tally 26%

    3. How about freeing up the Kennebunkport house next July, I have to duke Henry Kissinger something for all the advice he’s giving us Tally 25%

    4. Can we issue a statement and palm off some of those Jack Abramoff visits to your administration? Tally 21%

    This week’s Poll - Vice President Dick Cheney, since making his “Nazi” speeches last month, as been laying low. Most likely, Cheney is...

    Scroll up to the top right corner to place your vote

    The crony line probably stops, due to age, with 43. Future GOP Presidents will have to fend for themselves, and develop new stables of cronies


    Friday, October 13, 2006

    Developing Story! Rove Has Gone From “Bush’s Brain” To “Bush’s Drain”

    White House In Crises, As Rove Takes Credit For North Korean Nuke Test

    Sources Say ‘Bush’s Brain” Weary From Sinking Polls, Fundraising; Too Tired To Come Up With New October Surprise

    Sources have told The Garlic that a brutal and bitter flare-up is occurring inside the White House, as top Bush Aide Karl Rove has been “boasting” to colleagues and GOP officials that the recent North Korean test of a nuclear device was his work, this years’ “October Surprise” that Rove has become famous for pulling out of his infamous playbook.

    Numerous sources have reported on Rove, making his rounds around Capital Hill, taking credit for the recent, alleged nuclear test by the North Korean government.


    During his appearances at GOP fundraisers, Rove is, reportedly, opening up his speeches with a greeting, in mangled, choppy Korean, that translates to “You wanted an October Surprise, I give you an October Surprise”, and then launches into talking points, based on national security, that Republican candidates can use in their campaigns.

    He wanted to take Iraq off the table for the upcoming Midterms,” said a highly-placed official on Capital Hill. “That he did, but then this Foley Scandal hit and he didn’t have anything left in his bag of tricks to suppress it ... It’s all blown him, Bush and the Republicans out of the water.”

    With the attempts to foist the Foley scandal at the feet of the Democrats falling flat, it’s possible, offered the source, that “this nuke thing is the backside - no pun intended - of resolving the Foley mess.”

    “They’re going to need some cover in purging the Congress of the gay staffers,” predicted the source. “They’ll throw in a few top aides and, perhaps, a congressman or two - if the Midterms don’t bury them first.”

    What is being seen as insurance, but not something Rove can claim as a bonafide “October Surprise” was the news out of the White House last week that President Bush is considering awarding the disgraced, former Congressman Foley the Medal of Freedom Award.

    Rove Boast Pits Him Against Secretary of State Rice On North Korea Issue

    While the buzz is growing of Rove’s “October Surprise”, others in the Capital are dismissive of it, indicating it would “open a can of worms” if it were the case.

    Earlier this week, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice went on record, giving credit to the Bush Administration’s ‘Axis of Evil” program, calling it “wildly successful”, for the North Korean nuclear situation and used the report to point out her claims three-years ago of “mushroom clouds” were valid.

    If a rift has developed between Rice and Rove, it won’t be the first head butt with administration colleagues for the Secretary of State.

    Earlier this year, Rice got into a shouting match with U.N. Ambassador John Bolton, over her admission of “thousands of errors” in regard to the invasion and occupation of Iraq.

    The Secretary of State also ran into trouble with President Bush, after Rice initially claimed surprise over the election of the Hamas party in the Palestinian elections, later backtracking her statement to back up the President, who had said he was surprised the levees in New Orleans broke.

    “This has the makings of a classic White House battle,” offered David Aaronson, editor of 'What Color Is My Coat Today?', the Capital Hill Newsletter that tracks politicians who turn on their own party.

    “The President’s longest loyal aide versus his favorite loyal aide ... We’re talking pay-per-view level fighting here.”

    Rove Has Gone From “Bush’s Brain” To “Bush’s Drain”

    Another critic, Holly Martins, Publisher of Axis of Evil Illustrated, a quarterly publication, that is rumored to be a house magazine for the Project for The New American Century, is dismissive of Rove and his claim of an “October Surprise”.

    “We’ve been hearing that Rove’s burnt out,” offered Martins. “Yeah, sure, he’s raised over $12-million for the GOP this election year, but it’s taking a toll on him ... He’s clearly tired and ineffective, when you look at all that’s going on ... He’s gone from “Bush’s Brain” to “Bush’s Drain.”

    Martins also points to the Inspector General report earlier this year, that cited the Bush Administration as being “out of strategies” as an indication that Rove could not have coordinated the North Korean situation.

    ‘The Bush Team had this covered a long time ago ... Before they even took office ... North Korea is Bill Clinton’s fault, so it doesn’t make sense that Rove would try to take credit for it. He’s veering off his own playbook, which could be a sign of just how bad things are inside the West Wing.”

    In a related matter, in his continuing efforts to distance himself from the growing scandal, House Leader Dennis Hastert (R-IL) declared himself today, the October Surprise and vowed to stay on and earn the title of “November Surprise” as well.

    More on this story as new developments surface


    With his latest effort, to take credit for the North Korean Nuclear Test and passing it off as his "October Surprise", critics say that Karl Rove as gone from being "Bush's Brain" to "Bush's Drain"

    Top Ten Cloves: Signs That Tell How The Friday The 13th Jinx Is On You

    10. You work for House Leader Denny Hastert

    9. After waking up, you realize that you are a North Korean citizen

    8. Your office building is being renovated and the only way in is to walk under a gauntlet of ladders

    7. You’re Condi Rice and former CIA Director George Tenet suddenly remembers even more meetings

    6. You wake up and your house is surrounded by thousands of black cats

    5. You’re an Iraqi citizen and what’s going on sure doesn’t feel like a “comma”

    4. Due to cutbacks and a corporate shuffle, you end up as Ann Coulter’s editor

    3. After waking up, you realize that it wasn’t a dream that you are Senator George Allen’s Campaign Manager

    2. Your stockbroker took your entire fortune out of Spinach and Lettuce commodities and put it in Air America Radio

    1. You hit the “I’m Feeling Lucky” search button on Google and it comes back - I’m Feeling Pretty Tired Today, Search Somewhere Else


    One sign of being hit with the Friday The 13th Jinx is that your find yourself as Ann Coulter's editor

    Wednesday, October 11, 2006

    Developing Story - Secretary of State Defends “Mushroom Cloud” Prediction

    Rice Touts ‘Axis of Evil’ Program As “Wildly Successful” In Wake Of North Korea Nuke Test

    AEL Members Adhering To Program; Allows Bush, World “Swift and Unfettered” Rhetoric” As Precursor To Planting Seeds of Democracy

    Barely containing an “I told you so” smile, as to her earlier warning of “mushroom clouds”, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice hailed President Bush and his ‘Axis of Evil’ program as being “wildly successful” in wake of the reports of the North Korean government testing a nuclear device this past weekend.

    Rice made her comments, following a “surprise” news conference in the Rose Garden by President Bush, where he both denounced North Korea, yet also stated he has no plans to invade or attack the country.

    Rice: North Korea “Following the AEL Protocol Quite Well”

    Rice offered that “we have a team, an interim government we can place in North Korea, if it comes down to that.”

    “I haven't spoken with the President yet today,” added Rice, “I believe he is very pleased that the North Koreans are embracing their Axis of Evil List placement and, I must admit, have been following the AEL protocol quite well... We could not have asked more of them, to prove our judgment was correct as to placing them on the AEL.”

    While the President “reserves all options to defend our friends and our interests in the region against the threats from North Korea," sources close to the White House believe there is a queuing taking place, with Iran, a fellow AEL member with the North Koreans, first in line to have military action aimed against them. North Korea, the sources tell The Garlic is “likely number two ... possible number three ,,,:

    According to Holly Martins, Publisher of Axis of Evil Illustrated, a quarterly publication, that is rumored to be a house magazine for the Project for The New American Century, the White House believes that, with a pumped-up ‘Axis of Evil List program, there’ll likely be a new, North Korea Group formed inside the West Wing, a second spin-off of the White House Iraq Group, following the development of the White House Iraq and Iran Group earlier this year.

    Cheney and Rumsfeld Waiting In Wings With “Little Red Mao Book” Jibs For Critics

    “We’d certainly welcome that,” admitted Martins. “They’ve got tons of rhetoric and slogans just sitting in the files ... And with this nuke test, they actually save themselves a few months ... The nuclear issue is on the table ... They can cut right away to the WMD’s, and how unsafe Kim Jong IL makes the world, how he mistreats his own people ... The AEL made it all possible and I believe you’ll see the White House leverage that.”

    Rumors have circulated around Washington that Vice President Dick Cheney and Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld may hit the speaking circuit again, reviving their “Nazi Appeasers” rhetoric, but tailoring it for the situation with the North Koreans.

    “They’ll tweak the same speeches, “ said Hugh P. Varicator, a consultant with the conservative hawkish think tank, “Cry Wolf”, that is said to be closely affiliated with The Project for the New American Century (PNAC), and, some say, may be an adjunct to the White House Iraq Group, or WHIG, “and they attack the President critics with some jabs about “taking a page from Mao’s little Red Book”. They’ll have to walk a fine line, so as not to offend China.”

    If President Bush was to take military action against the North Koreans, he’ll have to do it under some other auspices, as the White House is still on it’s heels as to planting any new seeds of democracy, following the stinging Inspector General’s report this past August. The report cited that the seeds used in Iraq were from an unapproved mail-order house and were “worthless”.

    Varicator said that there are “many, many options besides planting seeds of democracy” and “and all scenarios are mapped out”. Including, according to Varicator, “they’ve even budgeted for the victory celebration”.

    “After watching, for hours, the Iraqi’s pulling down the Saddam statue,” added Varicator, “they’ve got some new devices that will trim tearing down any statues or memorials down to minutes ... The goal is to have it work so it could be packaged inside a typical evening news broadcast.”

    Rice Defends ‘Mushroom Clouds” Prediction; “Never Said It Would Be Above Ground or Below Ground”

    North Korea kept to its’ AEL role, denouncing the President and the United States, calling for an end to the “hostile attitude”, which comes as no surprise to Rice.

    “They’ll hem-and-haw for a few days before it all sinks in.”

    Before leaving, Rice gave directions to the media assembled that “I hope you take note in your reports, that I was right about the mushroom clouds, and if you go back to when I made that fact-based assessment, I never said if it would be above ground or below ground.”


    Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice said of North Korea’s reported testing of a nuclear device “we could not have asked more of them, to prove our judgment was correct as to placing them on the AEL.”

    Breaking News! Baseball Rocked With Calls For Firing Of Yankee Manager

    Retired Baseball Managers Call On Torre To Resign

    Handful of Skippers Protest Steinbrenner Move; Cite No Plan Or Successful Winning Strategy

    Major League Baseball was rocked this morning as a group of former and retired managers, led by ex-Los Angeles Dodger Tommy LaSorda and recently-resigned Washington National Frank Robinson issued a blistering statement, calling on New York Yankee Manager Joe Torre to resign.

    The group also protested the move by owner George Steinbrenner, who, seemingly, was on the verge of firing Torre within minutes of the final out of the American League Division Series game last weekend, against the Detroit Tigers, that saw the Yankees eliminated, yet changed his course and announced yesterday, through a spokesperson, that Torre was being kept on for another year.

    Despite 11 consecutive AL East Division titles, the Yankees have not won the World Series since 2000.

    “This is hogwash,” bellowed LaSorda, a former World Series-winning manager with the Los Angeles Dodges. “Now is not the time to for Steinbrenner to stay-the-course. Just look at the last few years, the man doesn’t have a strategy to win ... He’s floundering around while innocent, young men are being sent out onto the field without a clue, unprepared to win.”

    Hall of Fame player, and recently resigned manager of the Washington Nationals, Frank Robinson says that “dozens of former managers and coaches” have been in contact with him, and all calling for Torre to step down.

    “Managers, coaches, players, they’ve all said this is a bad situation,” offered Robinson. “Torre just doesn’t have any credibility anymore. Nobody believes he can lead them to victory.”

    Minor League managers are expected, later today or tomorrow, to join in with the “big show” counterparts and issue their own statement calling on Torre to resign, and/or Steinbrenner to fire him.

    Torre, who has a year left on his contract to manage the Yankees, for a reported $7-Million, received a telephone call from Steinbrenner.

    “I spoke to Joe Torre today and I told him: ‘You’re back for the year,’ ” the statement said. “ ‘I expect a great deal from you and the entire team. I have high expectations and I want to see enthusiasm, a fighting spirit and a team that works together. The responsibility is yours, Joe, and all of the Yankees.’ ”

    Steinbrenner, reported, cribbed notes in the column of a newspaper article, asking “Did we send Torre out there to manage?”

    Yankee’s General Manager Brian Cashman, a supporter of Torre, denied reports that former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger was advising Steinbrenner, or the Yankees.

    Rumors have circulated that Kissinger has advocated to the Yankee owner that “the only viable exit strategy is a World Series victory.”

    Kissinger, when reached for comment, would neither confirm nor deny his consulting the New York Yankees but did offer that “they have to execute if the intend on winning.”

    Cashman also denied that he called for an emergency meeting with Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, citing the increased chatter throughout Major League Baseball over the course of the summer, that the Yankees were likely to bomb in the playoffs.

    A report, said to be leaked out of the Commissioner’s office, shows that the league has tried to cover-up the decline of the Yankees, and to downplay their losses in the playoffs.

    “Sure,” sniped LaSorda, “they have their television ratings to protect. They only want to take you to Yankee Stadium or Fenway Park, but when you step out into some of the other parks in baseball, the situation is catastrophic ... For Torre to remain at the helm only means more losses, for the Yankees and all of baseball.”

    Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig could not be reached for comment, with an aide saying “he’s busy ... totally focused on what to do about the Barry Bonds’ situation.”


    Pressure is mounting, from retired baseball managers, for either New York Yankee manager Joe Torre to resign, or for owner George Steinbrenner to fire him

    Top Ten Cloves: Things About The Google-YouTube Deal

    News Item: Google Gambles on Web Video

    10. Are you ready for “YoogleTube?”

    9. Reportedly, SEC filing shows Google motivated to do deal strictly to bust Rupert Murdoch’s balls, and keep YouTube away from merging with MySpace

    8. Clause in sale contract forcing YouTube to have new, very sparse Home Page

    7. Agreed, in advance, to point at each other and issue “plausible deniability” statements when the copyright issues start popping up

    6. Stipulation in contract that YouTube, under any circumstances, can’t hire former Google Executive Chef, Charlie Ayers

    5. Searches on both Google and YouTube for “moron” videos only pull up Mark Cuban

    4. Even though they have been running for about three-years, YouTube has to start over again, in Beta-Mode

    3. LonelyGirl15 making waves, demanding cut of Google Ad Word revenue

    2. YouTube braced for a flood of new “Numa Numa” or “Star Wars Kid” videos from Google Employees

    1. New “I’m Feel Lucky” search bar on YouTube delivers photo of founders’ Chad Hurley and Steve Chen holding giant oversized $1.6-Billion check

    Reportedly, Google’s SEC filing states their purchase of YouTube was strictly done to bust News Corp., as well as MySpace and Fox News, owner Rupert Murdoch’s balls

    Tuesday, October 10, 2006

    New Features On The Garlic!

    New Features!

    As we referenced on Sunday, we updated The Garlic to the new Beta Blogger, which improves functions in the back office (easier posting), as well as giving The Garlic a sleeker look, along with better Search and Archives.

    So, taking advantage of this opportunity, we’ve added some new features to our Sidebar.

    You can now (being we’ve been at this going on two-years) look at “On This Day” and see what The Garlic was riffing and poking at ... Scroll down further and you can read more content and retro-posts on;

    Garlictorials
    Sports ... On The Garlic
    Business ... On The Garlic
    Songs ... On The Garlic

    As you explore the new, improved Sidebar, please take some time to visit the fine folks in our Link List ... It a good gathering of some other great content out there on the World Wide Web ...

    Lastly, get The Garlic delivered right to your In-Box, by signing up for the daily feed, from FeedBurner. You can use the subscription box, or just click on any of the blinking marquees that you see. We also offer a bevy of choices if you have your own favorite RSS Feed to get The Garlic delivered to you.

    Once again, many thanks for visiting and reading The Garlic: All The Cloves Fit To Peel

    Peace
    JTD

    Monday, October 09, 2006

    What’s A Little Name-Calling? They’re Young, They’ll Get Over It ... The Results - The Garlic's Weekly Poll October 1 - October 7 2006

    What’s A Little Name-Calling? They’re Young, They’ll Get Over It ...

    Sure enough, our Garlic Poll voters were on-target.

    It may not have been Karl Rove (he’s busy on who to smear for the over 400 Jack Abramoff visits to the White House, after throwing his top aide under the bus) or the Swift Boat Veterans (who’s heads must be spinning, since Senator John Warner (R-VA) has come out with rather profound, anti-talking-points about the situation in Iraq), but the Republican Freak Show, everybody from Matted Sludge (Matt Drudge), to the Talking Dirigible (Rush Limbaugh) and other assorted hit artists, have been attempting to spin the Congressional Page Sex Scandal as far away from the Republican Leadership as possible.

    The Results - The Garlic's Weekly Poll October 1 - October 7 2006

    With the Mark Foley scandal growing by the day, the Republican Leadership in Congress is likely to ...

    1. Have Karl Rove or the Swiftboat Veterans begin a Smear Campaign against the teenage Congressional Pages Tally 35%

    2. Quickly make it a “Do Everything We Can To Save Our Asses” Congress Tally 33%

    3. Rush through emergency legislation that allows teenage Congressional Pages to become Ambassadors Tally 17%

    4. Adopt the White House mantra of saying they can’t comment on on-going investigations or court cases Tally 15%

    This week’s Poll - With scandals piling up, the Iraq occupation, along with World events, getting worse President Bush may be forced to reach out to his father, former, and 41st President, George H.W. Bush for advice. He will likely ask him ...

    Scroll up to the top right corner to place your vote


    Karl Rove is too busy figuring out who to smear, for the over-400 visits to the White House by convicted lobbyist Jack Abramoff, after throwing his top aide under the bus, to join in with the Republican Freak Show in attempting to blame everyone involved in the Congressional Page Sex Scandal - except the Republican Leadership

    Weekend Special - Sautéed Cloves 8 October 2006


















    The White House has offered no comment on a recent campaign snafu, when President Bush appeared with Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA).

    Santorum stunned the President, his staff and the supporters in attendance when he tied Saddam Hussein and Al Qaeda into the Congressional Page Scandal, saying that he has evidence supporting the charge that "Saddam, if he didn't have one already, was working on building a page sex scandal to deploy here in the United States"


    Fox News Host Sean Hannity leveled charges in the Congressional Sex Scandal at the feet of " New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin", charging Nagin ignored it, and "failed to use the hundreds of buses to get the pages out of harms way"




























    Embattled House Speaker Denny Hastert (R-IL) announced today that, in addition to the House Ethics investigation, and the FBI, Hastert has contracted American Revolutionary War re-enactors to look into the "page sex scandal
    "





















    Afghanistan President Hamid Karzai disclosed that his recent visit to Washington was sponsored by Coca-Cola, saying that it has been a life-long dream "to teach the world to sing"





















    While in Washington, Karzai met with New Orleans Saints fan, Penalty Man, who President Bush is considering conscripting into the military service and sending him over to Iraq, believing he may be able to curb the growing violence by "what else, issuing penalties against the terrorists and insurgents".


    Under an agreement with the Iraqi Government, after receiving three penalties, the offending person will have to sit out of the violence for one-month. Five penalties in a one-year period will bring about a complete banishment from the Iraq Civil War


















    In Washington this weekend,
    with calls growing louder for his resignation, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld received an unexpected boost, when Captain America and Spiderman dropped by to declare their support for Rumsfeld


    Said Rumsfeld, "Am I pleased to get this endorsement? ... You bet'cha ... Will you see me in tights and a cape? ... Now, wouldn't that be something ..."

    Sunday, October 08, 2006

    The Garlic Blog Update - New and Improved With Beta Blogger














    The Garlic Blog Update

    Good Evening Garlic Readers

    Our apologies if you came looking today for our Weekly Special - Sautéed Cloves, as well as the new Weekly Garlic Poll.

    We’ve been down most of the weekend, updating The Garlic, taking advantage of the Beta Blogger.

    With “Beta” being the operative word, that meant, after the switchover, time was consumed with tweaks and rebuilding, rewriting and replacing code and cleaning up files so that all the favorites would be back in place.

    You should find your visits to The Garlic as you always have (and the correct answer here is ... enjoyable, right?) and a bit sleeker, with better Search, and easier viewing of the Recent Garlic Posts and Archives.

    Posting will resume tomorrow (Monday, 9 October 2006) and we look forward to your visits and comments.

    Thank you, once again, for visiting The Garlic: All The Cloves Fit To Peel.

    Peace
    JTD