Good Morning Garlic Fans
Once again, we have to apology, profusely, for our AWOL status.
It’s been a "when it rains, it pours" situation.
When we last surfaced, at the beginning of the month, we were talking about our ailing shoulder, the Rotator Cuff issue, and relief did come, by way of a Cortisone injection (it took a few days to start feeling better).
Ahhh, but that was only half the story.
We had a concurrent issue going on, with pain in the lower back, that included radiating down into the thigh, or hamstring (sometimes both), and causing numbing of the foot.
While pain, and the numbness, were consistent, their levels were not, ranging for low annoyance, to feeling like the Guerre de Cent Ans was reignited, with sharp, pulsating, crippling waves of pain.
So, off to the Doc's again, from there, an MRI and, I wasn't crazy, as results showed a Herniated Disc (in the L4 region), and we'll be off to another Doc in the coming week, for treatment, that, hopefully, will bring some relief (as "cramping" has entered into the picture over the last week-plus, including giving us a new experience - a foot cramp, while the foot was numb!).
We can't say for sure when we resume regular posting.
Being on the DL of so long, we're going to need some writing rehab, and we may attempt some softball satire in the coming days.
In the meantime, for the moment, we'll let the great Jack Teagarden sing our woes.
JACK TEAGARDEN St. James Infirmary
Saturday, June 19, 2010
It's Been, Kind of, That St. James Feeling
This Date ... On The Garlic
19 June 2009... On The Garlic
Make Way For The New Jib Jab!
19 June 2008... On The Garlic
Life Imitates Art ... Or, Did Burt Lancaster Invent Google Earth?
19 June 2007... On The Garlic
Top Ten Cloves: How Being Named "Girl Scout For Life" Is Going To Cramp Dolly Parton's Style
Retro Garlic ... Cómo Se Dices "You're In The Army Now
19 June 2006... On The Garlic
Breaking News! - Staffers calling the President “Svengali”; Bush Threatens North Korea With Unannounced Visit If Missile Tested; Will Subject Kim Jong II To The “Look In The Eyes”; Boasts “Talk To Maliki or Gates If You Think I’m Bluffing”
Top Ten Cloves: Things The CIA Will Do To Boost Morale and Rebuild Spy Network
Friday, June 18, 2010
This Date ... On The Garlic
18 June 2009... On The Garlic
Congratulations Maria Schneider!
Pennies From Loomis!
18 June 2008... On The Garlic
Top Ten Cloves: Ways Obama Campaign Can Re-Introduce Michelle Obama
But Wait, There's More! ... AP Update
No.17! ... Celtics Demolish Lakers!
18 June 2007... On The Garlic
Pissing With The Big Dogs ... Evolution Sundays, Here We Come ... The Results - The Garlic Weekly Poll
18 June 2005... On The Garlic
Weekend Special - Sautéed Cloves
Poll Results - The Garlic's Weekly Poll June 11 - June 17 2006: “For the comments she has made, insulting the Sept 11th widows while promoting her new book, Ann Coulter must have ....”
Thursday, June 17, 2010
This Date ... On The Garlic
17 June 2009... On The Garlic
GREEEEEEEEEEEEN!
"It's Now All of Iran!"
Krugman Pokes His Critics - "And I was on the grassy knoll, too"
Coming Soon, On "Film At 11"
17 June 2008... On The Garlic
Retro Garlic: Someone Teach Arianna Huffington How To Use Google
Yoo Hooey
Lanny Davis To Cry Fox Tears
No AP Here!
Hmmm ... A Sign of Things To Come?
17 June, 2005... On The Garlic
Late Push Puts Nader On Iranian Ballot; Says Wants To Beat Iraq To Democracy; Cites No British Memos On Him
Frist Considering Abandoning Videotape Practice; Senate Leader Under Fire For Backpedaling From Schiavo Diagnosis
Top Ten Cloves: Other Apologies The Senate Is Planning To Offer
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
This Date ... On The Garlic
16 June 2009... On The Garlic
Morning Joke Sponsor Starbucks Lacerating Its' Customers
16 June 2008... On The Garlic
Developing Story - MSNBC Making Pitches To Become Eulogy Channel
You're Kidding ... Bug Shit!
16 June 2007... On The Garlic
Developing Story! Chiquita Case Emerges With Ties To Bush, DOJ, CIA
16 June 2006... On The Garlic
House GOP Bends Rules, Yields Floor Time and Allows Coulter To Cast Iraq Vote; Conservative Doyenne Says Dems, Liberals “Enjoying Soldiers Deaths”; Ties Pelosi To 911 Widows
Top Ten Cloves: Things About The New English Translation of the Mass The Bishops Approved
16 June 2005... On The Garlic
Frist Threatened 'Nuclear Option' Over Lynching Bill; Said No Videotape To Review To Authenticate Measure
Tomlinson Investigated Over CPC Lobbyists; Chairman Continues Push For Congress To Slash All PBS Funding
Top Ten Cloves: Possible Plot Lines Of Proposed Jackson Family Reality TV Show
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
This Date ... On The Garlic
15 June 2009... On The Garlic
How High The Moon
15 June 2008... On The Garlic
We've Gone Well Past The 15-Minutes Thing ...
Happy Father's Day!
15 June 2007... On The Garlic
More Libby, Libby, Libby ... Bill Moyers' Begging His Pardon
Retro Garlic ... James Kilts and the Procter & Gamble - Gillette Merger
15 June 2006... On The Garlic
Breaking News! President Makes Unannounced, Surprise Visit To Redmond Tech Giant; Bolten Continues White House Sweep; Boots Out Microsoft’s Gates and Bush Speechwriter; Cites Need To Keep Week’s Momentum Going; Gates Long Tenure and Possible Economic Slump Prompted Action
Top Ten Cloves: Possible Problems For eBay With Adding Telephone Service For Their Buyers and Sellers
15 June 2005... On The Garlic
Rather Won't Retire So Viacom To Split Company; Veteran Newsman Stays Put, Says Best Work Still Ahead
Levitra Dumps Saatchi & Saatchi
Top Ten Cloves: Alternatives To Guantanamo That Bush Administration Are Considering
Monday, June 14, 2010
This Date ... On The Garlic
14 June 2009... On The Garlic
Somebody Check Jim Baker's Passport!
Yes, Our Prediction Is In Flames
14 June 2007... On The Garlic
Libby, Libby, Libby ... It's A Scooterpalooza!
14 June 2006... On The Garlic
Developing Story! Bush Use Of Electronic Signal May Have Been Employed To Lull Opponents; White House Being Investigated For Using Mosquito-like Device On Congress, Media; Frequency Employed Allowed Bush Team To Sell War, Avoid Laws and Stymie Prosecutor
Top Ten Cloves: Why Members Of The Congress Voted Themselves A Raise Yesterday
14 June 2005... On The Garlic
Jackson Cleared; Ponders Future; Considers Children's Album and Moving Neverland To Vegas
Schwarzenegger Calls for Special Elections; New Republican Strategy as Cue Taken From Frist To End-Run Rules
"More Losses" Light Flashing For Krispy Kreme
Top Ten Cloves: Other British Memo Comments on Bush Administration Strategies
Sunday, June 13, 2010
This Date ... On The Garlic
13 June 2008... On The Garlic
Little Russ Gone ...
13 June 2007... On The Garlic
Chinese Surname Problem Equals Golden Career Op For Bush - Name Czar
13 June 2006... On The Garlic
Breaking News! Cheney Pushed President Out Of Washington To Avoid Subpoena; President’s Surprise Iraq Visit Not Diplomacy; White House Wanted Distance From Rove; Staff Gets Info Wrong, Thought Bush’s Brain Indicted; Wanted President Out Of Capital, Away From Subpoenas
Top Ten Cloves: Things Overheard At Bush's Camp David War Summit
13 June 2005... On The Garlic
Bush To Merge Two Agenda Items To Get Approval; Private Patriot Acts For Those Who Open Private SS Savings Accounts
Tyson Says Media Twisted His Words
Some G8 Members Concerned About Cancelled Debt
Top Ten Cloves: Surprising Things Dick Cheney Will Say In His Hannity Interview Tonight
Saturday, June 12, 2010
This Date ... On The Garlic
12 June 2009... On The Garlic
Happy B'Day Chick Corea!
12 June 2008... On The Garlic
Paging Linda Blair ...
12 June 2006... On The Garlic
Breaking News! - Bush Didn’t Want “Another Mission Accomplished” On His Hands; Bush Talked Out Of Having Zarqawi Photo Lay In Capital Rotunda; Sources Say West Wing “Run Ragged” With President’s Efforts To Tone Down Terror Rhetoric
Top Ten Cloves: How Staff Is Dealing With Robert Byrd Now Being Longest-Serving Senator
Friday, June 11, 2010
This Date ... On The Garlic
11 June 2009... On The Garlic
Maybe Starbucks Can Sponsor The AMA's Operation Coffee Cup II
11 June 2008... On The Garlic
Hmmm ... I Wonder If Cindy Kisses His Balls ...
Retro Garlic: I Phone, You Phone, We All Phone For The G3 Phone ...
11 June 2007... On The Garlic
It's About The Legacy, Stupid! ... The Results - The Garlic Weekly Poll
Top Ten Cloves: Ways CIA Will Cut Back On Using Contractors
11 June 2006... On The Garlic
Weekend Special - Sautéed Cloves 11 June 2006
Results from The Garlic's Weekly Poll June 4 - June 11 2006: “The Marine’s cover-up of the massacre in Haditha is because of ...
Thursday, June 10, 2010
This Date ... On The Garlic
10 June 2009... On The Garlic
Morning Joke and Starbucks ... Two Peas In A Non-Union Pod
10 June 2008... On The Garlic
Change You Can't Really Believe In
10 June 2007... On The Garlic
Of Talking Head Paloozas ... Ahh, Dennis, I'll Take Has-Been Hosts for $500, Please ... And Wait A Minute, Didn't You Read This Before? ...
10 June 2005... On The Garlic
Bush Lobbies For Patriot Act; RSVP's To Terrorists Not In; May Move Sunset Provisions To Clear Skies Act
Aruba Struggles With Investigation But Plans For Future; Talks Started With CBS; Planning CSI Theme Park To Bolster Tourism
Top Ten Cloves: Other Ways Howard Dean Plans On Annoying The Republicans
Wednesday, June 09, 2010
This Date ... On The Garlic
9 June 2009... On The Garlic
Let's Hope The GM Boycott Goes As Good As His Palin Book
They Don't Hand Out Those Nobel Prizes For Nothing ...
Another Good One Passes On ... Sam Butera
Instant Ignorant Dolt Update - Whelan Apologizes
9 June 2008... On The Garlic
Editor's Note: Yes, Again ...
9 June 2006... On The Garlic
Top Ten Cloves: Things About Tom Delay’s Last Day In Congress
9 June 2005... On The Garlic
Second Shoe Drops: Govt. To Pay Tobacco Companies; Written Apology For Putting Smoking Exec's "Through Hell" Also Part of Settlement
Chicago Braces For Millions and End Of The World; Red Sox-Cubs Match-up First Since 1918; Cataclysmic Clash of Curses Expected
Top Ten Cloves: Other Things That Make Barbara Walters Uncomfortable
Tuesday, June 08, 2010
This Date ... On The Garlic
8 June 2009... On The Garlic
Retro Garlic: The Vetting Paid Off
A Head-Shaker, For Sure ...
8 June 2008... On The Garlic
The Thrill of Jim McKay
Something Cool
Something To Look Forward To ...
8 June 2007... On The Garlic
Disjointed Chief - Peter Pace Is Jumpin' ... Another Garlic Song
8 June 2006... On The Garlic
Top Ten Cloves: Some Of The American Values President Bush Wants Immigrants To Adopt
8 June 2005... On The Garlic
Details Emerge From Apple-Intel Deal; Intel Breaks From Tradition, Must Promo 'Apple Outside'
Harris of Florida To Run For Senate; Says She's Not Worried, Knows How To 'Get The Votes'
C.I.A Beefing Up Translator Recruitment; 'Speaking The Language' Top Priority For New Hires
Top Ten Cloves: Things Overheard At The Bush-Blair White House Meeting
Monday, June 07, 2010
Stolen Moments
Good Evening Garlic Fans
Once again, a thousand-and-one apologies for our extended absence.
We have not been cleared off the DL just yet, as in the past week, we've had a few Doc appointments, one, with the Orthopedic, that has our ailing shoulder/Rotator Cuff feeling some better, but not all the way.
Between those, and a building, growing list of projects on the homefront, we sacrificed computer time (which included one day of some much needed maintenance).
It will still be a few days before we resume posting (more Doc appointments this week), however, we will endeavor to get back in the saddle at the earliest.
In the meantime, for tonight, groove on the great vocalist, Mark Murphy, who wrote the lyrics to this killer Oliver Nelson tune.
Mark Murphy - Stolen Moments.wmv
This Date ... On The Garlic
7 June 2009... On The Garlic
We Have An Instant Ignorant Dolt Today - Ed Whelan
Well, This Angel Earned Her Wings
Standing With Sotomayor
Show Me The Money!
7 June 2008... On The Garlic
Putting A Marker Down ... Just In Case ....
7 June 2006... On The Garlic
Top Ten Cloves: Things Overheard During Iraqi Detainee Release
7 June 2005... On The Garlic
Blair, Bush Meet Today; May Work On Pennsylvania Avenue Memo; No Official Comment On Agenda; First Meeting Since Downing Street Memo Leaked
NYC Stadium Plan Dealt Double Blows; IOC Say No Funding and Russell Crowe Incident Brings Doubt to Big Apple 2012 Games
Rumsfeld, Military Defend Gitmo; Acknowledge Some Abuse; Ask That New Faith Policy Be Given Time
Top Ten Cloves: Best Phone Plan For Russell Crowe
Sunday, June 06, 2010
This Date ... On The Garlic
6 June 2009... On The Garlic
A Picture Worth A Few Million Words
6 June 2008... On The Garlic
Hmmm ... Maybe He's Reading The Garlic?
Retro Garlic: Straighten Up and Fly Right
You Got Some Nerve There, Lady ...
Guess Who's Coming To The General Election?
6 June 2007... On The Garlic
Top Ten Cloves: Other Things Viewing The London 2012 Olympic Logo Can Cause
6 June 2006... On The Garlic
Top Ten Cloves: Things To Watch Out For With Today Being 6-6-6
6 June 2005... On The Garlic
Iraqi's Say Sadam Trial In Two-Months; Bush Admn Holding Out For November Sweeps
O.J. Simpson New Jackson Advisor; Offers His Unique Advise; Missed Opportunity For SUV Chase
Rumsfeld Slams Al-Jazeera Television
iSqueal Busy Over Stock Slide and iPod Rumor
Top Ten Cloves: Why Chicago Marathon Was 1-Mile Longer
Saturday, June 05, 2010
This Date ... On The Garlic
5 June 2008... On The Garlic
Celtics-Lakers ... Not Quite The Old Days, But It Will Do
5 June 2007... On The Garlic
The Scooter Doesn't Skate ... New Garlic Song - Let's Jail Libby!
And The Warehouse of Shoes That Are Still To Drop ... The Results - The Garlic Weekly Poll
5 June 2006... On The Garlic
Ex-Presidents Offer To Stump For Gay Marriage Ban, Border Wall, Hoffa Dig; Telethon and Benefits Concerts Part Of 3-For-1 Package; Cites Need To Act Before New Hurricanes, Marriages Hit
Top Ten Cloves: What President Bush Will Do To Help Congress Pass The Gay Marriage Ban
Friday, June 04, 2010
This Date ... On The Garlic
4 June 2009... On The Garlic
Putting A Marker Down ... Orlando In Six
4 June 2008... On The Garlic
Made It Ma, Top of the Campaign! ...
Top Ten Cloves: Other Ways Hillary Clinton Can Ignore She Lost Primary Race
4 June 2006... On The Garlic
Weekend Special - Sautéed Cloves
Poll Results - The Garlic's Weekly Poll ...“The Attorney General and FBI Director also considered, after quitting, to ...”
Thursday, June 03, 2010
This Date ... On The Garlic
3 June 2009... On The Garlic
Hey Morning Joke, Cheetos Are Made By A Successful Union Company!
For Nancy Puss'n'Boots, Cheney Is From The Real Virginia
Why The Air France Plane Crashed
3 June 2008... On The Garlic
Oh Yeah, She Will "Do What It Takes", Alright ...
Top Ten Cloves: Things About Fantasy Baseball Leagues Winning Supreme Court Case To Use Real Names
3 June 2005... On The Garlic
New Felt Leak of Novak "Deep Throat' File; Wild Guesses Often Traded With Fellow Conservative Buchanan
Wild Motion Overshadows Jackson Trial Final Arguments; Jackson Offers To Sequester Jury At Neverland; Invites Jurors To "Bring Their Children"
Nader Lobbies EU Leaders For Ballot Spot
Top Ten Cloves: What The Michael Jackson Jury Will Talk About When They Get The Case
Wednesday, June 02, 2010
This Date ... On The Garlic
2 June 2008... On The Garlic
Better Than Any Last Second, Heroic Shot, Goal or Touchdown - Or Hillary Claim ... By A Mile!
McCain's Mini-Me's Buddy Is At It Again
2 June 2007... On The Garlic
Barry Crimmins: Of Exits and Eulipions
2 June 2006... On The Garlic
White House Orders Monument-Icon Training Throughout Government; Looking To Head Off Controversy of DHS Terrorism Cuts; “We don’t want to tip off Al-Qaeda on some statute in Iowa”
2 June 2005... On The Garlic
49ers Next Plan Ghetto and Street Fighting Videos
eBay Moves To Corner Web Spending; Shopping.Com Bought For Cash; SEC Looking Into Move As Global Domination May Be Goal
Burnett To Sign Deep Throat For New Reality Series; Felt To Host Show On Real-Life Whistle-Blowers
Top Ten Cloves: Other Things Mark Felt Is Admitting

